4:27 p.m.
Unknown number: I think I have Anal Glaucoma!!
Me: what makes you think that??
Unknown number: My friend said that I have it's symptoms for-sure!!
He said it could completely ruin my life 0.0!!
Unknown number: I think I'm gonna go to the ER!! ༎ຶ‿ ༎ຶ
I'm starting to sweat, is that a symptom too?
How much time do i have?
4:29 p.m.
Me: You should totally go check it out in the hospital right away.
While you're at it you might want to check yourself also for:
1. Vitamin IQ deficiency -(to indicate a lack of basic intelligence.)
2. Sociamantectomy (socially inept patients who have lost all manners.)
3. Pneumoencephalopathy (airhead.) and maybe Hi 5 too!
4:33 p.m.
Me: Anal Glaucoma is a fake illness (meaning I can't see my ass coming to work today.)
Me: A piece of advice - google your 'friends' diagnosis before freaking out 8.
