Journal

Jokes

This is the joke section

Yo mamma so ugly when she was born the doctor looked at her butt, then her face, and said, "Twins!"

Q: Why doesn't the law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because you can't punish a man twice for the same offense.

When every thing is coming towards you, your probably in the wrong lane

We have enough youth- how bout a fountain of smarts

We are born naked, wet, cold, and hungry; than it gets worse

War doesn't determine who is right- it determines who is left

Yo mamma so poor when I rang her doorbell she said," Ding-Dong!"

Yo mamma so poor when I tore down the cobwebs at her house she said," Who is tering down the curtains?"