🦇𓂅 ▸ he looked back at inuoka "i thought she was dead." he spat with venom."i mean she looked dead man, still does." inuoka turned he head slightly to the side.
"i've got an ending for you.." she starts. "the reporter left for dead in the van, comes to, stumbles on you two dipshits, finds the gun, ruins your plan, and saves the day."
you smile "i like the ending." inuoka looks back at you. kiyoko pulls the trigger but the gun jams. kuroo steps forward and literally kicks her out the house, her landing right next to tanaka. he steps outside with them and bends down, putting the gun to her head. "it works better without the safety on."
"this is kiyoko shizumi, signing off." kuroo continues.
"hey y/n you're gonna love this." inuoka looks back smiling at you, or at least where you last were, you had disappeared. his smile quickly dropped "shit."
kuroo looks back still pointing the gun at the two unconscious bodies. "what?" inuoka walks away into the kitchen, just then the phone rings. kuroo walks up and answers it. "are you alone in the house?" you say in a distorted voice.
"bitch. YOU BITCH WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?" he yells into the phone.
"not so fast, we're gonna play a little game." you go back to your normal voice. "it's called 'guess who just called the police reporting your sorry motherfucking ass'?"
"FIND HER YOU DIPSHIT GET UP." he threatens inuoka.
"i can't kuroo i can't i feel— i feel like i'm dying man." he cried.
"talk to her." he whispers and hands him the phone.
"hello?"
"aw inuoka inuoka inuoka, what's your motive? kuroos got one and the police are on their way what are you gonna tell them?"
"peer pressure, i'm far too sensitive."
kuroo walks back in taking the phone away. "we'll rip you up you bitch! just like your fucking mother!"
"you gotta find me first you pansy ass mommas boy!"
"fuck!" he threw the phone at the inuokas back. "ahh! WHY'D YOU HIT ME WITH THE PHONE YOU SHIT" he cried.
kuroo turned the place upside down looking for you, knocking down everything in sight.
"you really called the police?" inuoka asks.
"you bet your sorry ass i did."
"oh god my mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me." he sobs.
"aww you poor baby."
"y/n hey, i was just kidding about all that stuff i said you know. we— we're friends you know. it was kuroo. he forced me into this and you know how he is."
kuroo walks out of the living room and into the hallway cautiously searching for you, then he looks back at the closet. slowly approaching the door, he stopped right in front it pushing it open with the gun. he glanced at the tv for a slight second and you quickly stab him with the umbrella. he drops the gun and you stab him again.
"ahh!"
kuroo fell down in pain groaning. you step closer and take the mask off, picking up the gun and then taking off the suit.
inuoka comes out and charges at you. he tackles you down and you quickly gain the advantage getting on top of him but he punches you off. you get up and run again but inuoka tackles you, taking you down with him over the couch.
"I ALWAYS HAD A THING FOR YOU N/N." he confesses on top of you. you turned your head to the side and bit his hand. he screamed and leaned down you took this chance to grab the vase and hit him upside the head with it. "bitch." he whispers.
you stand up and get behind the boxed tv "in your dreams." you say pushing it on his head. he shook underneath it as it crackled and popped making electric popping noises. you stood there until he stopped moving then made your way back over to kuroo while holding your shoulder.
kneeling down next to him, you pick up the mask and jump when yaku grabs you. "shit! oh my god yaku nigga i thought you were dead."
"i probabaly should be, i never thought i'd be so happy to be a virgin." he proudly admits.
kuroo gets up punching him in his face then grabs you and throws you back down. "you fucker!" he screams beginning to choke you. "say hello to your mother."
you get an idea and poke him in his stab wound, he screams picking the knife up about to stab you until there's a gunshot, and then another.
kuroo falls to the ground grunting and coughing up blood. he reaches to grab onto anything but his hands fell back down.
getting up and turning around, you saw kiyoko standing there holding the gun. you quickly helped yaku up then walking over to kiyoko and taking the gun from her.
"thanks."
"don't mention it."
she walks towards kuroo on the ground "i remembered the safety that time you bastard."
💌 authors note:
i love stu. he was so funny &' entertaining to me