𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐒 | 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍 𝐗 𝐎𝐂

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𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍: 

excuse me?

𝐲𝐨𝐥𝐤𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐥𝐤: 

you're excused

𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍:

you really want an ass beating huh kazutora?

first you talk shit about me calling me a bald bitch

now you're just straight up being disrespectful

haha.

i'm really beating your ass when i see you man

𝐲𝐨𝐥𝐤𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐥𝐤:

first of all

i  don't know who this kazutora is

but you probably deserved it 

you sound like a bitch

secondly

𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍:

the fuck are you going on about kazutora?

you really gonna act all innocent?

i know you were talking shit about me man

just own up to it and face the consequences like a man

mikey told me first then chifuyu told me next

then i overheard baji saying that shit too 

𝐲𝐨𝐥𝐤𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐥𝐤:

i'm gonna stop you there so listen up baldie

if you let me finish you would realize by now that you got the wrong number

i'm not kazutora

i don't even know who you're talking about 

i've heard about a mikey before but thats besides the point

anyways you sound rude and you probably deserved to be called an ugly bald bitch

𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍:

wait so is this really not kazutora

also excuse me but no one said anything about the ugly part

𝐲𝐨𝐥𝐤𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐥𝐤:

wooww you deserve an award

good job connecting the dots on that one officer fuck face

but so that it gets through that giant bald head of yours i'll say it again 

want me to say it slowly?

this

is

not

k a z u t o r a

𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍:

IM NOT AN IDIOT I GOT THAT NOW

are you completely sure you're not kazutora?

like you're not just pulling my leg right to fw me

𝐲𝐨𝐥𝐤𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐥𝐤:

no offense again but does it look like i have the time to talk to a bald bitch

like i can guarantee you that i'm not kazutora

check the number that you typed in genius

𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍:

...

ah shit...

hey listen i'm so sorry about that man i didn't even mean that 

𝐲𝐨𝐥𝐤𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐥𝐤: 

yeah you should be sorry

fr wasting my time man

ruined my whole day

made me lose my appetite too 

i hope you're groveling and swimming in regret and guilt right now

𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍:

alright don't you think you're being a bit too much now

𝐲𝐨𝐥𝐤𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐥𝐤: 

no

actually i don't think i'm being enough

you really typed in the wrong number and then tried to FIGHT me

then you called me a bitch

then you wished death upon me and then threatened my life

𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍:

OKAY NOW YOU'RE JUST STRAIGHT UP LYING 

I AINT SAY NONE OF THAT SHIT MAN

𝐲𝐨𝐥𝐤𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐥𝐤:

WELL IT FELT LIKE IT

fr wish the worst on you

i hope you step in dog shit

and you get called a bald bitch again

𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍:

well who's being the rude one now

also if you really don't know who i am then how do you know i'm bald

not saying i am...

𝐲𝐨𝐥𝐤𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐥𝐤:

you started it sooo

also

who said i didn't know who you were?

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[a/n: pls enjoy the first chapter hehe]