That Charming Boy

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Jiang Wanyin came back home with an excitement proved on his face. He's really excited to tell his parents and sister about this new he got from school.

How would his parents react when was told that their prized son is gonna be teaches by someone in his age?

He ran to the living room, where his family usually gather. He saw his sister is making a boring face while glaring at his parents that's acting all lovey-dovey.

"I'm back!". He said, startling the three figure.

"A-Cheng!!!!". Jiang Yanli said while dramatically run and hug his brother.

And the latter can only smile seeing his sister's antic. Well, he used to it.

"Thank God, you're here! Save me from all of these singleness!". She dragged Jiang Wanyin to sit beside her, while still glaring at their parents.

"A-Cheng, you're back. How's school?"Jiang Fengmian asked in his soft tone, smiling at his handsome son.

How can't Jiang Cheng is not handsome? He's Jiang Fengmian's walking sperm!

And that's the question that made all the students in this world want to vomit. 'how's school?'. Shit, my school is still same in any way you're looking and it's still full of bitches! My teacher's nose hair is still so long that it came out from his nose hole! I don't understand why didn't he cut it.

"School is just the same. I still can see Wen Xu showing off his round ass at the classroom's door every morning". He rolled his eyes.

"Really? Didn't you said that he even make a video of how-to-loosen-your-ass and made it go viral?". Jiang Yanli said. The topic is catching her attention. Boobies and Butt!

"Yeah. He even said that Lans dick is big".

"Yeah... that's what Lan Qiren told me". Yu Ziyuan said while keep hugging her husband.

"So,nothing interesting?".

"There are".

"What? Wen Chao is having a cook battle with canteen's aunt? Or Jin Zixuan doing a naked dancing at the playground?"

"Ugh!! Not that! Disgusting!".

"Then what? There's a goat sleeping in your bag again?".

"Shut up! It's...we will get a new teacher tomorrow". Ough!!!The School's Jerkies is too disgusting!

"Teacher? Why do you need one? Didn't you guys have enough?". Yu Ziyuan ask while sipping her hot boiling jasmine tea.

"Right! If you want another teacher to teach you guys, just ask me!". Jiang Yanli said while showing her pride. She's one of the most intelligent girl, don't you know?

"No,thank you. We don't need a teacher who'll bring a gun everywhere she go".

"Humph!"

"Calm down, kids. Now, A-Cheng,tell us the details". Jiang Fengmian sigh, can't his children stop being so loud just once. Is this the effect of his wife eating too much burial mound's crow when she's pregnant?

"Well, we will have a new subject in school".

"Oh..what is it?"

"What's that so called special subject until you need to hire a new teacher?"

"Is it murdering class? You know, no need to tell me this surprise! I'll come and teach you guys tomo-".

"Dark Magic".

"Nani?!!!!!".

What the fucking Saitama did he said? Are their hearing is bad now after fighting in singing with some summer cicada?