That Charming Boy

3

"Hey, when will we meet our new teacher?" Wen Xu ask to Lan Wangji who's now biting his pencil.

"Mwolla!"

"Shit! Stop with that artificial korean accents! The more you keep initiating them, the more you sounds like Lan Wangji!" Wen Xu said while rolling his eyes and continue to kill the ants under his feet.

"Bitch! I'm Lan Wangji!"

"That's what I said! You should stop being Lan Wangji! You know, Lan Wangji is disgusting! He even pee on his pants when we're 15 already!".

"Shut up! I know him better than you! He's a really good boy and once awarded a candy by the principal! Just so you know, I knew a boy name Wen Xu and he even got sued for drawing a dick at the playground"., Lan Wangji smirk in winning and feels like eating more hamster now.

"Hey! That's an old story! I didn't do it again now. Now I draw it at shopping mall. And more, you got the candy because you helped him to buy drugs just because he's curious how does it taste if it was mixed with fish sauce", Wen Xu said with a sassy tone and get up from his seat with all glory as the best bitch at school.

"Hump! IDC!".

"Wait, what the fuck is that word? Why does it sounds like Goku eating ball of the dragon?".

"Boy,  you mean Goku from Dragon ball? Holy school! You don't even know what is 'IDC'?".

"Yes! I don't know! Explain it,whore!", Wen Xu said loudly, pulling attention from others students at that place they're sitting right now. And actually, they're sitting lazily outside of their class. And let me tell you, they're sitting on a floor and spreading their legs widely at the entrance so that no one will get pass through.

"You're so dumb! IDC is meant for I Dont Care!"

"Oh shit! Really?!"

"Of course! Why? Someone said it to you? Well, I bet yes. Cause you know, you're kinda have that looks of someone who will get reject because of that trashy face of yours!", Lan Wangji almost pop his eyes out while talking and keep making weird gestures to make the cow beside him irritated.

"Yakk! It's just, one day a guy I met online once said, 'IDC about you'. And do you want to know what did  I replied him?!", Wen Xu almost die, yeah...almost.

"No! I don't want to know!"

"I told him that I love him too! Oh God!  What do I do with my life now?!"

"I told you that I don't want to know! And more, you're so embarassing,how can you not know anything about simple words?"

"I don't have any time to learn!"

"Then, let this handsome fellow teach you. First, it is IDK"

"The fuck is that,dude?"

"I don't know!", Lan Wangji said while showing his pride. He is qualified to be a teacher now.

"What?! You don't know?! Are you stupid?!", Wen Xu almost spank Lan Wangji with his brother's favourite pan.

"Who's stupid? You're stupid! Your whole family are stupid! I don't say that I don't know! Look at the words. I stand for I. D for don't and K for know", if not for showing his gratitude for Wen Xu once fought kids at the playground for him, he would have put Wen Xu in an orphanage. Well, Wen Xu fought those kid for him because they won't let Lan Zhan use the swing and he told them that he's friend with a gorilla. The Gorilla is Wen Xu.

"Ouhhh...again! What's more you have?" . His eyes is sparkling shimmering splending with hope of learning new words just like how Luca feels when he got to go to the land.