You hated life sometimes. You just wanted to get your degree,but no you had to be so poor and get the worst roommate ever.
Abigail Winters.
You tutored that spoiled girl since sophomore year in highschool. You weren't really friends,but you were desperate enough to accept her offer of cheap rent. But she had these "boyfriends", a bunch of skeleton's who didn't really like you. Not like you liked them either. They have been nothing but rude to you, since day one. Than they act like your the bad guy after you defend yourself.
You weren't a pushover.
Hell no,you put a stop to those bullshit rumours Abigail tries to spread. Though that does make the skeletons hate you more.
If you argued back, their like "Abigail was right about you" ugh "like no bitch, I punched you because you broke my laptop that took me over a year to save up on, I'm not racist,your just an asshole!"
Speaking of asshole skeletons,here's one now!
"Human" Blackberry stormed towards you, holding something charred and smoking. "DO YOU MIND TELLING ME WHAT THIS IS?". Probably something Abigail purposely burned to blame you for quote on quote sabotaging her.
"Who knows what that's supposed to be,let me guess you didn't hear the timer so it burned?" You asked with a smug grin "I thought you got better at baking". You watched as his face bloomed a violent shade of purple. He looked so (adorable,) frustrated.
"DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME HUMAN MY QUEEN GAVE YOU A TASK OF PULLING HER CAKE OUT OF THE OVEN WHILE SHE GOT STARTED ON DINNER!",you could barely take him seriously when he got like this.
"Oh I'm terribly sorry, I guess I got too invested in my book for this report I'm doing" you hopped off the couch and bent down to whisper in his ear,"have I been a bad girl? Do you need to punish me? M'lord?"
"ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME?" His face flushed for an entirely different reason now. "WELL FOOLISH HUMAN, YOUR TRICKS WON'T WORK ON ME"
Geez,he was so smug.
It took everything to not burst out laughing. It was just so fun pressing Black's buttons. "Me flirting? Do you think so low of me to flirt with a taken man?" You dramatically turned away "I feel so betrayed!How could you Black, I thought we were friends!"
"WE AREN'T FRIENDS" he pouted "YOU ARE DESPICABLE HUMAN"
"I'll catch you later buddy,gotta spend another all nighter studying" you chuckled and made your way upstairs, ignoring Blacks pitiful screeching.
"I'll catch you later buddy,gotta spend another all nighter studying" you chuckled and made your way upstairs, ignoring Blacks pitiful screeching.
"I think Tonight we should at least get a few pages done,so no blunts Tonight" you explained undressing "let me guess,you're already in the middle of your second one" you sighed.
"Caught me Blue-handed" his hands covered in a sticky blue residue from rolling the blunts
"Alright,no more for you pal" you put on your PJs,you liked putting on skull themed stuff to fluster those cute skelles.
You take the blunt and take a drag,"let's get to work"
"Ugh" you groaned popping your joints "well at least that's done with" you flung everything from your lap onto the floor.
"Let's go downstairs, I wanna watch a movie" you unlocked the cabinet that contained your snack stash. If you kept them downstairs,they would have claimed you stole it.
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I hate everything (from ao3)
FanfictionYou have not so great roommate's, they have hated you since day one and adored their sweet "mate" Abigail,whos been deceiving them. you may not seem like the nicest, but you have your moments, they just haven't bothered getting to know you to see th...
