I hate everything (from ao3)

I hate my love life

That morning there was an ominous note left outside your door. 'Meet me after class this Friday or else. There was also a map pointing for where to go after class. "Who's at the door" mutt groaned rubbing his eye socket "way to early for this shit"

"Just Edge telling me to get my lazy ass up and that it's my turn to wash the dishes" You sighed and grabbed mutt before he could walk out the room,"dude your still naked get back in here"

"Your one to talk Ms walks around with socks exposed"

"Go fuck yourself"

"Can't you already fucked me"

"Just , go get changed into your costume dued"

Once he was was dressed and out of your room,you closed and locked the door. You didn't any of the skeletons to barge in your room,especially while your changing.

Not like that would stop mutt though.

You were thinking of making a dress,but that would be taking the easy way out. You wanted something more challenging. Something that met your standards.

Something cooler.

You put your boots on and exited the room.This was the greatest costume that's been made by you.

Considering you had a low budget.

The first skeleton you bumbed into was Blue. You fought the urge to squeal and pinch those somehow squishy cheeks. You fangirled internally as you stared blanly ahead which freaked him out a little.

"That is the coolest costume, of all time" was all you managed to utter. He was dressed in an expensive knight costume. Good quality as well,so it didn't look tacky.

Stars appeared in his eye lights as he peered at your costume "WOWIE HUMAN,I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE GOING AS PAPYRUS" He puffed his chest, "NOT AS MAGNIFICENT AS I BUT IT IS A CLOSE SECOND" he nodded in approval at the craftsmanship if your work. He bid you farewell after a few minutes.

Abigail was dressed in something gaudy. She was most likely going to random college parties rather than the one her datemates were throwing.

"You shouldn't bring people over,we couldn't sleep last night" she pouted trying to appear adorable. But she just looked trashy.

"On no that was just Mutt" You shrugged with a sheepish grin. "He came to me last night saying he couldn't sleep so I just decided to tire him out,we must have been louder than we thought"

"Ugh!"

"What's wrong Abi? 7 skeletons not enough for your money cravings"

"That's enough!"

You rolled your eyes at the little skeleton man. The threats no longer phasing you at this point. Half of them were weak without there magic and half of the physically stronger ones were to kind to even think about treating you so for the most part you were safe in this house of assholes.

You glanced around the house,everything seemed to be going swelly. The decorations were amazing. Papyrus did have high standards after all.

He was such a dork.

The party started at around 8,they had invited so many people.(mostly monsters). You didn't know they knew this many people. You recognized some of them from college,or from around the park. You even recognized someone from work.

One person caught your eye the most.

You quickly looked away cheeks burning,in hopes of not being caught staring. However it was to late,you were noticed.

"Hello deary" Muffet uses one of her many arms to pull in the by the waist. "I didn't think you'd show up"

"Yeah" you nervously giggled "I kinda live here so I was always gonna make at least one appearance even if I was not invited". You gulped as she rubbed your arm,she was dressed up as a witch.

Stars she was cute!

You turned away in guise of getting a cup of punch to hide your flustered state. Boy this was definitely spike,and with something strong. Well you could use some liquid courage,so you took a another big gulp before turning around.

"Hey Muffet how are you?"

"Better now that I've found you,but it has been lonely since you stopped showing up as often" she cheerily pouted "you are one of my favorite regulars and the best tipper".

"Heh,sorry about that" you sheepishly grinned "schools been keeping me busy,I'll stop by next chance I get"

"Good~" she used a third arm to pull you down to eyelevel. "It would be a shame if you didn't show up,your gonna be a good girl and keep me company won't you?"

"Uh-huh"

With a burning face,you watched as she let go of you and walked away.

"Stop simping over Muffet bitch"

"OH shut up mutt,you obviously have no idea what your talking about" you huffed, clearly still flustered from your encounter with Muffet.

"Whatever you say cherry~" he teased

As te night goes on you changed out of the costume,simply wearing mutts jacked zipped up. Fortunately that dude was a fuckin giant so it went down mid thigh on you.

Also a pair of socks to keep your feet warm and toasty.

You sat yourself on the counter dangling your feet. Luckily you weren't a shorty,otherwise you wouldn't have been able to climb up this counter well climb without a struggle.

Black stumbled in clearly drunk,he must have not known the drinks were spiked. His face was flushed with a delightful shade of purple.

"Um"

He just stared at you without saying a word. Frankly it was a little creepy.

"What's got you down boneboy?" You pushed up a knee against your chest as you took a sip of your drink(not spiked).

His face glowed brighter before he snarled and charged at you. "YOU INSUFFERABLE HUMAN"

His hand wrapped around your throat in a tight grip