*This story contains a LOT of cursing, if you don't like it, then please read something else. Otherwise, enjoy! <3
So I was playing Dead by Daylight with my bestie and boyfriend, and my bestie is like-😃🤚
"Do you guys want to play kiss marry fu- with the killers?"
And I ask; "With the dbd killers?" And he's like "yeah". And I'm like; "Ooooh, can we do the survivors and killers?" He says no, and I say "okay". Then; "Uhhh can we-, we can do the killers first and the survivors next". He says okay, and my boyfriend gets hyper. And then I realized; "Wait, did you say kiss marry fuck?"
My Boyfriend: Oop!🫢
Bestie: Wait wha..?😃
Me: You said kiss marry fuck.
He's in denial and I say "Let's play kiss marry smash with the killers." My bf is loving the drama and laughing, while my bestie is regretting his life decisions but STILL AGREES TO PLAY AND CONTINUES TO MAKE INAPPROPRIATE JOKES. I just love him, I love them!!😂😭🤚 It was so chaotic and stupid! I wish I had recorded it, but on to the story!
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In the "Let's play~😏😘"group-chat
Pork Chop🥩(Pig): No.
Selfie!😘(Ghost Face): Yes.
Pork Chop🥩: No.
Lucky Charms🍀(Ace): Yes.
This Is Your Daily Weather(Jane) Forecast Is Online
Pork Chop🥩: No.
WHere the women at?👀(Ashley) Is Online
Selfie!😘: YES!😡
Lucky Charms🍀: Yes.☹
This Is Your Daily Weather: Um.
Pork Chop🥩: I am NOT kissing Freddy.
Selfie!😘: Yes you are💅.
Lucky Charms🍀: But Freddy is the only one left!
You're marrying Pinhead, and killing Nemesis, so you have to kiss Freddy.☹
Pork Chop🥩: No, FUCK you🖕. I am not kissing Freddy.
Lucky Charms🍀: 😮💨
Selfie!😘: Why are you mad at us?! YOU put yourself in this situation. Ain't nobody pick for you.😑🙄
This Is Your Daily Weather: ☕?
WHere the women at?👀: 😃?
Pork Chop🥩: WELL then I'm changing my pick!
This Is Your Daily Weather: 😌☕
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Dead by Daylight Specials
FanfictionI have an introduction under Table of Contents that explains everything. Here's a bit. I'm a Dead by Daylight console gamer who wants to provide more Dead by Daylight content. Such as Nsfw, sfw, Group Chats, and multimedia ships.
