Kidnapper: We have your child.
Natasha: We don't have a child.
Kidnapper: Then who just asked us for a juice box and the crusts cut off their sandwich?
Wanda: *Gasp* Oh my god, you have Yelena.

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HumorIncorrect quotes from the Marvel femslash ship WandaNat. Disclaimer there is a few repeat incorrect quotes because I can't remember which ones I've used or not sorry 'bout it.
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Kidnapper: We have your child.
Natasha: We don't have a child.
Kidnapper: Then who just asked us for a juice box and the crusts cut off their sandwich?
Wanda: *Gasp* Oh my god, you have Yelena.