*At a speed dating event*
Wanda: Oh wow, people are really shallow.
Natasha: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate?
Wanda: *Checks their pulse* Sorry, not yet.
Natasha: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.
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² 𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐌𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐈 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋 ﹙WANDANAT﹚
HumorIncorrect quotes from the Marvel femslash ship WandaNat. Disclaimer there is a few repeat incorrect quotes because I can't remember which ones I've used or not sorry 'bout it.
