Bella!I LOVE YOU PICK ME!!!*magically transports to a disco room and poses*/Edward
NO BELLA PICK ME *rips shirt off and pushes Edward*/Jacob
Ooooo sparklezz/ Bella
NO BELLA LOOK AT ME I HAVE ABS/ Jacob
Oooooo abs/ Bella
NO BELLA I CAN MAKE YOU IMMORTAL/ Edaward
NO PICK JACOB PLEASE/ Black family
WELL TIME TO SAVE THE WORLD/ Collins family
mummy! Why is daddy a fairy princess?/Renessmee
He sparklezzz/ Bella
YOU ARE READING
The joke book
FanfictionSo this is a book wherein there are stuff like Crossovers Fandoms Stuff