Twilight

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Bella!I LOVE YOU PICK ME!!!*magically transports to a disco room and poses*/Edward
NO BELLA PICK ME *rips shirt off and pushes Edward*/Jacob
Ooooo sparklezz/ Bella
NO BELLA LOOK AT ME I HAVE ABS/ Jacob
Oooooo abs/ Bella
NO BELLA I CAN MAKE YOU IMMORTAL/ Edaward
NO PICK JACOB PLEASE/ Black family
WELL TIME TO SAVE THE WORLD/ Collins family
mummy! Why is daddy a fairy princess?/Renessmee
He sparklezzz/ Bella

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