99 Reasons Why I hate Diluc

Before we begin, please do not kill me, this is not meant to offend anyone, I made this as a joke.

1. He ruined my first ever 50/50 crushing all my hopes of being the luckiest player ever.

2. I got his stupid signature weapon, miHoYo/Hoyoverse seriously just decided to rub salt in the wound.

3. Claymore user normal attacks are too slow. (Except Eula's)

4. HE NEVER SHUTS UP ABOUT HOW I SHOULD BRING THE KNIGHTS OF FAVONIUS. NO MATTER HOW MANY KNIGHTS I HAVE IN MY PARTY! ALSO HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET THE KNIGHTS TO INAZUMA!

5. HIS STUPID BIRD! IT FLIES THROUGH CEILINGS OR SOMETHING, IT JUST SCREECHES AT ME!

6. His hair sucks in-game. It looks so floofy in the manga.

7. Whenever he smiles I think he is possessed.

8. I don't like his eyes.

9. His coat is ugly.

10. I don't wanna rest, I want to kill more things.

11. He's Diluc.

12. When me and Alice did the rp I was Diluc. so I had to say grape juice a lot, and it didn't let me. (Don't question this one, it's a thing I did with my friend)

13. Diluc gets between the Lisa and Jean ship.

14.His vigilante name sucks.

15. Diluc is too tall.

16. Eula cannot jump over him. VENGEANCE!

17. If Eula is allied with Diluc that could ruin the Eula and Amber ship. (Again do not question, yes I am aware nothing says the two are allies)

18. His hair elastic is a weird colour.

19. He always fixes his gloves. It's super annoying.

20. He doesn't feed his bird.

21. He brings his bird inside.

22. His hair is too red.

23. His coat has too much fur.

24. His boots have too many straps.

25. He interrupted Yoimiya's spinning. (Yoimiya was doing her idle animation and Diluc started talking)

26. He hates The Knights Of Favonius.

27. ^He tells me to bring them though?!?!?

28. Klee doesn't like him.

29. Diona hates him.

30. He can't even be enthusiastic when it is my birthday.

31. He likes power too much.

32. His winery has a weird basement that he doesn't let anyone into.

33. He curses, I have children in my party. (In his low hp: 2 voiceline, it is writen as darn, but he says damn)

34. Idk the objective. Kill stuff ig? Please stop asking me "what's our objective?"

35. He doesn't give his own archon free wine.

36. His gloves have red on them. RED IS BLOOD. HE MURDERS POOR LITTLE CHILDREN AT NIGHT!

37. His footprints are way tinier than his feet.

38. He blinks too much.

39. His ascension materials are annoying to get.

40. His passive "Tradition of the Dawn Knight" is useless when you don't use claymore characters.