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Ryujin: Mr. JYP, how did I get a D on this test?

JYP, chuckling: Class, what's it called when Ryujin gets an A?

Chaeryeong: Imagination!

Ryujin: Fight me. Fight me bitch.

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Jihyo: Ok, vacation. Where do y'all wanna go!

Tzuyu: The Bahamas!

Jihyo: I don't know about that...

Chaeyoung: Let's go to hell! 🙂

Jihyo: No!

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Teacher: Ok class, does anyone know the largest bone in your body?

Felix: *snickers*

Teacher: Please, no inappropriate answers.

Felix: THAT DICK

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Guy: *in pain*

Ryujin: Sir, what's wrong?

Guy: I broke my leg, can you help me?

Ryujin: Ooh, sorry, I don't talk to broke dudes! *laughs*

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Yuna: *sad*

Lia: Aww, Yuna, what's wrong?

Yuna: I just wanna be like the cool kids. *points to cool kids*

Cool kids: *sniffing cocaine*

Lia: Sweetie, there are other things you can do....

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Guy: Yeah, can I get a roast-

Tzuyu: Boy! You no-good, ugly ass, worthless piece of shit, Dane Matthews band looking motherfucker!




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