The President's Death Wish

Bunny Plan 1

Death is inevitable, inescapable, unbeatable, one way or another it will come to an end..........

as of my end hmmmmmmmm........ well bunnies are fragile creatures so i guess it'll be sickness (since i don't go out of the bunny hole that much, therefore the percentage of a vehicular death is low, unless i got kidnapped and drag to death outside @____@)

yosh! now *insert drumrolls*

"THE WAY OF A BUNNY FUNERAL SHOULD BE OR ELSE SCREW RULES AND DON'T EVER DARE TO INTERFERE FOR MY GHOST WILL HUNT YOU TO THE END OF YOUR WITS"

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Part 1: Attire

Rule no. 1: don't wear black- i don't like the people to look like creatures that sprouts out of the dark to have a meeting while my gorgeous body is in front.

Rule no. 2: Don't wear white......... just don't wear white :3 you'll look fat

Rule no. 3: Don't wear white with stripes....... =3= it reminds me of kangoku gakuen (don't search it)

Rule no. 4: Blue, green, and yellow is ok. but top only. don't wear them all at the same time. :3 i'll rise and put you in a parrot cage.

Rule no. 5: My favorite color is red, but don't wear it too...... it might attract evil spirits XD

Part 2: Food

Rule no. 1: I hate cookies in those little containers........ there's not enough waffer. waffer is the best.

Rule no. 2: don't serve coffee..... it might have been the cause of my death so serve milo instead.

Rule no. 3: Don't eat in front of me.......... without asking if i want some XD

Rule no. 4: in connection to rule no. 3.... don't wait for my answer, im dead duh? XP

Rule no. 5: no gluttons allowed, its my funeral for crying out loud so be sad and eat a bit only.

Rule no. 6: after my burial there would be a drinking party so don't go anywhere ;)

Rule no. 7: in my 9th day of death i want another drinking party =3= even if i can't come.... but i'll watch over (and possess the most dunk 3:) )

Rule no. 8: serve the mocha flavor cup cake......... and enjoy it. its my favorite ^^