The President's Death Wish

Bunny Plan 2

*Continuation no. 2*

Rule no. 8: serve the mocha flavor cup cake......... and enjoy it. its my favorite ^^

Rule no. 9: Do not take a picture of the food......... i'll slap you to death, but since im dead i'll just pray that you trip on your way out ^w^

Rule no. 10: serve some lucky me pansit canton..... calamansi pwease!

Part 3: Behavior

Rule no. 1: No one shall cry infront of my (gorgeous) bodeh XD. go to the bathroom or use the other rooms or better yet just go outside pwease.

Rule no. 2: No one shall give an "abuloy" give me letter or a note with a message instead and i'll cherish it till the after life..... if there is one.

Rule no. 3: Don't ask my mom if she's ok.

Rule no. 4: If you see my dad drinking, give him a tsundere kick

Rule no. 5: Crying is ok at the church and on the march to my burial place

Rule no. 6: wear the appropriate attire (see Part 1: attire)

Rule no. 7: play songs from my song folders ( specifically those from greendays, goo goo dolls and guns and roses) its okay to dance. :v or head bang!

Rule no. 8: Don't let my wife (if ever i have) to walk....... she might not take the heat

Rule no. 9: No one shall ever....... i mean ever take a selfy in my burial, i'll photo bomb you haha

Part 4: Last look

Before i get lowered down to my grave, open up my casket and have a look at me :3 (unless otherwise i was kidnapped and drag to death....... i'll look hideous so don't open)

Rule no. 1: only kids 5 below are permitted to cross over my casket. (its a superstitious belief.... don't ask)

Rule no. 2: seriously don't take a photo (i'm camera shy)

Rule no. 3: when giving a message, try to hold up your tears to the last moment. remember our happy times as well as the painful one.

Rule no. 4: don't laugh at the crying person beside you........ that's just rude.

Rule no. 5: console my wife....... i'll die again if she don't stop crying in 15 seconds. double dead @A@

Rule no. 6: Don't walk to the other side of the road..... our permit is only for half. I'll laugh my ass out if you got hit by a car. :v

Rule no.. 7: I don't like roses to be thrown at my casket....... so bring a flower that you like and give it to me.

Part 5: After my burial

Rule no. 1: While im enjoying my life up there don't go prying on the stuff i left because;

a.) you might see something that'll rip your brain.

b.) you'll find something embarrassing...... be a good soul and protect my image. burn it

c.) you'll find the hidden one piece

Rule no. 2: My room will be inherited by my sis......... cause she cleans unlike the others. >_____> nasty kids

Rule no. 3: Give my left over clothes to charity... or keep whatever you like, i can't use them anymore.

Rule no. 4: Burn my drawing stuff......... i love those that i wouldn't share it to anyone.

Rule no. 5: talk about me from time to time, it'll hurt if i was really forgotten.

Rule no. 6: come over my house once in a while

Rule no. 7: take care of my dog........ he bit a neighbor last time, so don't shock the doggy. he bites for real

Rule no. 8: Anyone can take my book..... they are really precious that i want you to read them too. take a good care of it.

Rule no. 9: please destroy my phone and gadgets....... don't ask, just do it.

Rule no. 10: try to move on...... i don't care how just move it! move it!

Part 6: Time to move on

Rule no. 1: I'll be really mad at you if you tattooed my name on yar bodeh........ that's just creepy @___@

Rule no. 2: have a drinking party on top of my grave.

Rule no. 3: (for my wiffy) get a new husband, your bodeh is still gorgeous

Rule no. 4: don't let my wife read that rule no. 3......... i'll hunt you if you do.

Rule no. 5: stop crying when you hear my name...... that's touchy yet also annoying.

Rule no. 6: get a new hobby

Rule no 7: have a happy life

Part 7: Dedications

since i'll be dead and cold seven feet below, i couldn't talk anymore..... ill just leave a message hihi

to my parents: remember the days when i was still the only child........... i missed that. I will also miss ya erpats though i can't remember you in my kiddie memories

a.) erpats (dad): o.o/ i always wanted to ask if you really did have another bunneh lady aside from mom. that will forever be unanswered haha. You're not my model father cause i don't see you that often sarreh :v

but i did have one memory of you that i never talked about.............XD its when you brought me to the hospital in the middle of the night that you didn't even had he change to wear a shirt and slippers. you're awesome and also funny at that moment.

sometimes i hate you, sometimes i like you, i think i inherited this craziness from you. @___@

b.) mom: i hate it when you force me to go out....... its annoying, but you're awesome in cooking. it's such a shame i din't learn that haha. sorry for the disappointments and a lot more :v ( i inherited it from dad so it's his fault)

To my siblings: don't touch my stuff....... i'll strangle you.

try and watch anime and don't hide the remote for crying out loud! is annoying

To my pet dog: you owe me a almost 3K........ but you did serve me good so never mind it. You escape strangling this time.

To my wife: i loved you since the 2nd day of the opening the class in 2nd year highschool. and i swear id didn't cheat >____> (i'll hunt that person who told that tattle tale and rip him/her in half)

To my friends: don't forget the place where i am buried.... i'll laugh at you if you got lost in finding me XD haha

lend me your bodeh sometimes ;) i'll take a good care at it.

To the readers: This is a work of fiction.......... deal with it \m/

--> president bunneh with gorgeous dead bodeh, signing out