Ask Yoshi

In a Race, Would You use a Cart or Just Run on Your Feet? -Asked by omianirjhor

Yoshi: I would prefer my feet. Why do I say that? I'll tell you why. It's sort of a long story.

Okay, so us Yoshi's have a theory that we are the fastest characters in the entire Mushroom Kingdom. Here is a what we think.

We think that long ago, way before the time of Mario Kart 64, races weren't necessarily supposed to have carts. They just ran. But our theory is that the reason why they switched to carts was because they figured that it wasn't fair that the Yoshi's were winning all the races; because we are all so fast. So we think they switched to Karts so they can make sure everybody goes the same speed, so that way, it makes it fair.

So I think that we need to go back to using feet like our ancestors did. That way, we can have recognition and show everybody how much better at racing we are. So that way, accomplishments go to the true best racer, not some game-stealer that takes away the thunder. It should be Yoshi Kart 64, because we're just that good.

And please, sharing my theory with friends is highly recommended If so, word will spread to the Nintendo inc., And Yoshi's will have freedom at last!