A/N there are just not enough Stories about Drax. I was also high on coffee and sleep depravation when I wrote these so there's that.
Drax's Thoughts
Drax: I wonder what would happen if I moved very, very slowly
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Slowly starts to take a chip out the bag and move it towards his mouth. At the same time Rocket enters the room and sees Drax. He stops, looks at him before shaking his head and continuing on his way all the while thinking...
Rocket: This is a ship full of idiots. How am I the only smart one aboard... and who the hell broke Drax... again.
Drax: la gasp I must be Invisible.
Drax's thoughts Part 2
Why do people say I'm slow? My reflections are far more superior than they could ever hope for.
What is a Mantis? What is located above her head?
Why does Quill hate his father? Yondu is such a wonderful person he saved Quill from being eaten.
Why does everyone say Quill and Yondu look different? They look exactly the same.
Groot is a wizard
Why is Nebula a Robot? Does she have Laser eyes? I must ask Quill.
Nebula the Robot
Drax: Why is Nebula a Robot? Does she have Laser eyes? I must ask Quill.
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*Finds Quill innocently dancing with Gamora*
Drax: "Quill a man named Stan Lee t6old me robots have laser eyes. Do you think that Nebula has laser eyes?"
Drax looked very concerned while asking this. At the abrupt interruption Quill and Gamora stop dancing and look at each other, confused.
Gamora: "No, Drax, my sister doesn't have laser eyes."
While nodding, Drax: "Okay." He then proceeds to wander off to do some Drax-like thing.
Quill: "That was weirder than normal, Right?"
Gamora: Someone needs to stay with him when he goes into town.
Nebula hanging out in the background practicing the art of invisibility and contemplating life. Whispers to herself: What just happened?
Drax Learn Groot (from Groot)
Groot: I am Groot (You ready?)
Drax: I already know your name
Groot: I am Groot (That wasn't what I said)
Drax: Why do you repeat yourself continually?
Groot: I am Groot (You need a different teacher)
Rocket laughing in the background having understood everything Groot was saying.
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Fandom OneShots
FanfictionI love fandoms and will do lots of them, except Percy Jackson, if you want a list of options let me know I'll put one here. I also have a list on my main page if you wanna go look at that. There will also be plenty of crossovers.
