[Twi POV]
haha im still alive bitches, i proceeded to call the cops on beesechurger for attempted murder and being a knock-off sappho aka fucking dogs, the police just appeared, grabbed beesechurger, and disappeared along with beesechurger, he's finally gone. he can no longer cheat on anyone.
oh wait i realized i killed a dog but killing animals is not considered a crime i think
