The characters will go by code names!!
Kouhai (me): Hey.. dude. Fuck you.
Dude: what the fuck... B-but I love you!
Kouhai: I love senpai
Dude: *turns into senpai*
Kouhai: Omg, Senpai! *licks*
Senpai (dude): *laugh* you slut.
Vampire-kun: wtf is going on!
Senpai: shit.
Llama: o - o stop being a slut.
Kouhai:.......
Cow tits: that's right.. because.. *sexy pose* senpai is mine..
Vampire-kun: ... alone
Kouhai: Grrrr... *takes silver bat*
Cow tits: Oh bring it on.. you little shit.
Kouhai: I'll ravage that lewd-looking cow tits
*Cow tits and Kouhai fighting in the background*
Llama: Well... isn't it a nice day today? C:
Vampire-kun: Sure is..
Senpai: stop acting "normal"
Vampire-kun & Llama: hahahaha... no
*Cow tits and Kouhai still fighting in the bg*
Senpai: Shouldn't.. we.. stop
Vampire-kun: nah..
Llama: let the sluts fight
Vampire-kun: besides..
Llama: look at the nice view of jiggly boobs
Cow tits: *jiggle jiggle*
Kouhai: Ahh.. Just because I'm just almost a B cup doesn't mean I'm not attractive, okay?!
Llama: hehe...
Kouhai: shut up.. you C-cup
Kouhai: It's your fault cow tits.. *stab*
*Cow tits and Kouhai fighting in the background*
Llama: ara.. ara..
Meanwhile...
Vampire-kun: are you sure it's okay to leave the ladies?
Senpai: yea.. it's fine