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SYDNEY POV
"What are we getting into tonight, Squid?" Clay asked, smirking as we got into bed. "I've got an idea or two."
"I have some rough news on that front," I winced a little. "I kind of forgot that I'm supposed to start my period at like, literally any moment now."
"That sucks," he laughed, then got a little bit more serious. "I'm sorry, do you have stuff for it? I can go get you something if you need it. I'd need like, very specific information about what kind though. Those aisles have so much stuff in them and it all looks the same but different, it's very difficult."
"No, I'm good, thank you though. Good thing that little app sent me a reminder because if it hadn't, we'd potentially be waking up to a very frightening scene," I was honestly a little annoyed. I had planned on hooking up with Clay as much as possible over the next two days that we had left, and it was putting a fairly large damper on all of that. "I kind of lost track of the days, I totally forgot about it. I'm so sorry."
"Why are you apologizing? It's not like you're contagious or something," he said, laughing until it clicked. "Wait, were you referring to sex? First off, I don't mind if we didn't do that for the rest of the time you're here, period or not. Second off, and not to be gross, but that's not exactly a huge deterrent for me anyway. I actually have a little fun historical fact for you: towels were invented for this express purpose. I don't care about a little blood -- throw a towel down and we're good to go."
"That's not true, towels were most likely invented for use in bathhouses in Turkey in the seventeenth century or so. I know you were joking, but I actually know the real version of your little fun fact, so I had to say it," I laughed. He just rolled his eyes and waited for me to address the rest of his points. "And it's not just 'a little blood', there's literal like chunks of tissue too. I'm perfectly comfortable with doing it, but I'm not sure you're fully aware of what comes out during a period."
"Squid, I know what a period is and what goes down. Using the term 'chunks of tissue' isn't exactly sexy, so I used an alternative," he was wildly entertained by this conversation, I could tell. "It's not an issue for me. I'm a big boy, I can handle it. I promise."
"Because the whole thing is not exactly sexy," I laughed. "Have you done it before? I need to know that you actually know what you're getting into."
"Do you really want the answer to that question?" He raised a brow. I nodded. "I've done it before, and it's not gross. It just is what it is, you guys can't help it and it's not a big deal. Don't girls get like, super horny on their periods anyway, or is that a myth?"
"I'm glad you're a certified red wings club member, that is very reassuring, honestly," I said, and he laughed with me. "I mean, it's true for some girls. It depends I guess, but it's true for me. I'm currently experiencing that problem."
"Then let me grab a towel, and let's get to it," he shrugged. "If you're currently experiencing that problem, I would love to be currently providing a solution."
"You've really got a way with words, it gets me every time," I teased, waving him off to go get a towel.
I wasn't currently bleeding, but I didn't know when it would start. I was always thankful I only had cramps during my period and not before, but I almost wished I had them just this once to give me a little bit more of a heads up. We set up the towels, just in case. I was glad Clay wasn't weirded out by periods, to be completely honest. I understood why some guys would be grossed out, and I would certainly never be doing this with some one night stand, but with someone you were sleeping with anyway, it seemed silly to be bothered by it.
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