So one day Kaeya comes over. You're in your room (yes Childe spoils you). Kaeya went to your room. "Hey Y/N . We're gonna watch a movie in Childe's room so don't walk in. You nod and he turns back to close your door. He left and you cackled but not too loud. "WHY THE FUCK CAN I NOT WALK IN MY OWN COUSIN'S ROOM HAHAHA!" You almost fell off your bed.
Childe walks in and you return back to a straight face. "Are you dying in here?" He asks. You were smiling trying to not to wheeze. "Yea yea you guys have your gay date." "Alright." He turned around and then paused. You were waiting for his response because you now he realized.
"Gay..date?" He asks. "Isn't that what you guys are having? I thought y'all wanted to fuck one day or something. You can be boring your whole life ya know." "NO Y/N WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" you laughed so loud that the next door neighbors (Ganyu and keqing) had to tell you to be quiet.
He left without saying anything else. You took a nap because you didn't want to hear Childe and Kaeya kissing😪. So you wake up at 1:36 am and hear them talking to each other. So you assumed they woke you up. You get up, go in front of Childe's door and yelled; "AY YOU GAY BITCHES NEED TO SHUT UP IM TRYNA SLEEP!"
Childe says, "I'll tell your boyfriend you've been naughty~" you wanted to burst the door open. Then Kaeya asked, "Why don't you live with him?" You giggle softly "he's in inazuma right now dumbass, we're in liyue." you say obviously.
"I'm about to barge in this MF door I'm literally trying to sleep." Childe says; "I dare you to" so you did. You opened the door aggressively. You saw Kaeya on top of Childe. "WOAH WOAH WOAH AYO!? Nah I'm not surprised I saw this coming. IF YALL ARE FUCKING THEN TURN THE TV OFF."
You left to go back in your room and layer down. "YOU DONT WANNA HEAR US DO YOU!? WE TURNED THE TV ON FOR A REASON!" "I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT JUST THE TV IS TOO LOUD." You went back to sleep.
This is only the beginning btw. There's more that explains the name of the story. And yes I chose to be very fast-forward with this story bc I have another account to worry about. #breakthefourthwall :D
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Dirty lie Childe x Kaeya
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