"Dude, I dont think this is America." Said mark as he shivered in his timbs. "Look at all this snow," Said Big Booty Lee. " Bro, I think we're in england." Said Johnathan. "Dude, they have penguins in england!!" Said mark looking at a polar bear. "Mork, that queen elizebeth, show some respect,"Said Papa Johns bowing down in the snow. "Hold on bro, let me call Swag Daddy Utah so he can come get us," Said Mark.
*After the Call*
"He said he's going to send a chopper here to pick us up." Said Mark. "Ok while we wait, we should see if we can walk home." Says John.
*After a Couple Days*
Mork hears a whooshing sound in the middle of the night, a chopper comes down in front of them, as in lands Utah comes out with Doyoung. "Jesus?" says mark. "What the fuck, no." Says Utah. "Anyways, where the fuck is johnny?" says doyoung. "Oh he's over there" says mark as he pointed at johnny talking to the polar bear. "Umm okay" says doyoung. "Can we please get in the chopper, it's cold as balls out here." Says Utah. "HELICOPTER, HELICOPTER!!!" Johnny sings while running to the chopper.
*Yeast Infection, Marker, Elongated Feet, and White Boy gets in the chopper and rides back to the dorms.*
"Hey babeyeyy, is that ass still tight for me??" said Haechan when he saw marks fat badonkadoka.
"This ass is very very much tight but not for you, its tight for Koon and Koon only." Said mark.
"Yall I just made this new beat, yall think about it." Said Winbert
*PLAY VIDEO FROM MEDIA NOW*
"OHH WINBERT THIS SHIT FIRE!!!!" Said Toothpick
"YEAAAA BOI!! Hold on, lemme see if I can spit some heat on this track right here." Said mark.
"Uh, Uh, yea, Punched a gay person, call that fruit punch. I went to da store, ran over a gay person in da parking lot, call dat Milli Bobby Brown, then they kicked me out da store cuz i told him his ass was round."As mark pointed at Billy.
"Got beat up by the cops, but im not brown, then i shot up a cat cuz da bitch meowed. Made me a dozen call shit lucas, then went and saw my cousin, he got backed up mucas." Mark twerked as he finished.
"PURRRR YOU WTE THAT SHIT UP BABEEEE!!!!" Said Billy ss he twerked with Big Booty Lee.
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Life with NCT
FanfictionNCT 127 CRACK FANFIC Mark and johnny go a road trip cross country but they some how ended up in Antarctica. *WE WRITE AS WE GO AT SCHOOL, SO IF NOTHING MATCHES THATS WHY*
