(Izuku's a standup comedian, I randomly thought of this and decided this story was good to write my idea in.)
"Okay... So I had a crush back in...High school right?" Izu said. "So one day one of my friends invited me to a party with alcohol," Izuku said while walking back and forth on the stage."Turns out I drank too much and slept with my crush..." Izuku said with an awkward face. "...I didn't know what to do after sleeping with someone so I left!" Izuku said. "Next day everyone was calling me a player because they thought I had a one-night stand with my sensei's son..."