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crumb Bloggs is a slim, tall and splendid painter from yo mama. His life is going nowhere until he meets kiko the parrot, a sexy, curvy man with a passion for cookies.
crumb takes an instant disliking to kiko and the fat and greasy ways he learnt during his years in england.
However, when a vampire diary stan tries to make out with crumb, kiko springs to the rescue. crumb begins to notices that kiko is actually rather loving at heart.
But, the pressures of kiko's job as a gardener leave him blind to crumb's affections and crumb takes up tom holland to try an distract himself.
Finally, when ugly homemaker, fard , threatens to come between them, kiko has to act fast. But will they ever find the beautiful love that they deserve?
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Auto Praise for Someone like kiko "I fell in love with the sexyous kiko the parrot. Last night I dreamed that he was in my teapot." - The Daily Tale"About as enjoyable as being slapped with a dead fish, but Someone like kiko does deliver a strong social lesson." - Enid Kibbler"I love the bit where a vampire diary stan tries to make out with crumb - nearly fell off my seat." - Hit the Spoof
