sxdcfvgbhnjmk i'm sorry-it starts kinda angsty for some reason- also, TELL ME IF THERE IS A TYPO!!!!!
Shrek POV.
After Fiona died in that carriage crash with the kids, I haven't been the same. I wandered to the front of my swamp to talk to their graves about my day, since I've been doing this for three months now, and it's part of my routine.
Donkey has really helped me through this, he's even become less annoying and quieted down quite a bit.
After telling Fiona that I might be bi, I walked back inside my house and saw Donkey asleep on my couch. I tried to be quiet so as to not wake Donkey up.
"Hey Shrek," Donkey yawned. Shit. my ogre-sized, floor-gripping imposters woke him up.
"Hey Donkey, I didn't mean to wake you up.'' I said quietly.
"Nah i was awake before."
"Oh."
"..."
"..."
"Who's cooking tonight?" I asked, breaking that uncomfy silence.
"I don't know, but I'm craving Chinese food."
"Oh my lord, yes that sounds amazing." Fuuuuuck that sounds good.
"Can you drive?"
"YES! GET IN THE CARRIAGE DONKEY!" I yelled in excitement while sprinting around my house to get my keys, wallet, jacket and shoes. I kicked my door off the hinges and ran to the vehicle, I'll fix the door later.
We got our usual order of Sweet and sour pork, Chicken balls, Ginger beef, Chow mein, and garlic pork. Donkey also insisted on getting 8 spring rolls on the side, too.
~time skip to after they ate because I can and I'm watching Turning Red for the 8th time~
After we ate, Donkey dug around in the alcohol cupboard and grabbed a bottle of Smirnoff Vodka, and I knew shit was about to go DOWN. I grabbed a glass out of the cupboard and started pouring the fermented, alcoholic potato juice into it.
After a few drinks, well, okay 4 full glasses each, Donkey and I were full on drunk. I only know what happened next because of the security cameras Fiona made me install.
"Donpey~ I wuv uu" I slurred as I moved my face to his.
"Awe Ssshek, I wuvvvvv uuu too~" Donkey whispered as his lips met mine.
1 kiss turned to 2 turned to 10, soon enough, we were making out. Donkey whined and moaned as he tried to dry hump my knee, key word, tried.
I soon moved from his face to his neck to his chest, sucking his skin in various places.
DING DONG BITCH
"O-oh shit~" I whined as I slowly peeled myself off of our bed to awnser the door, and I couldn't belive my eyes when I saw who it was...
AN: HAHAHHAB LEFT YOU ON A CLIFHANGER BITCHES (meant in a respectful way my little mongeese)
How was it?
