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"harrys chocolate curls waterfalled over his face."

im sorry I didn't know harry was in the Charlie and the mother-fucking chocolate factory.

"Niall explored my mouth with his tounge."

bitch when da fuck did niall dora the explorer.

"as i was walking to class, I bumped into something hard. like a wall.but then I noticed it was harry."

im sorry hoe I didn't realize that Harry was made of 100% brick. da fuck

"he pecked my lips."

im sorry didn't realize the nigga was a woodpecker but okay hoe.

"my blood was boiling with rage."

omfg you're a fucking pot with boiling water inside. da fuck. you need to re-think your whole life.

"lust dripping from his voice."

lust is now in liquid form, buy one get one free. no wtf.

"i felt his hot breath fan across my face."

IM CRYING BLOOD. I DIDT REALIZE THE NIGGA BLEW FIRE OUT OF HIS MOUTH. HAJSJSJS IM 100% DONE WITH YOUR SHIT.

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