You and Ed racing off into the night and he was your little discord kitten he was looking very juicily sitting in the driver seat he had his nice cat ears on and his make up done like a tiger even though you were mad he destroyed your house told reporters that you were a hoarder. It's all right though you and Edward on the run from the police and the only thing that matters is that you guys don't get caught ed said he would go to Narnia but he is just dumb sometimes
"Where are we going to go" YN asked.
"we are going to go to the petting zoo" Ed said
" what do you mean we're going to get caught we can't risk going to jail I'm too much of a juicy Pucci plum bum bum bum bum" Y/n said
" It is all right I look like a little tiger tiger I will be a cute little Baba and all of the people who come to see me and my fears little kitty cat paws we will make so much money very quickly and I will take you to the countryside where we will buy a mansion and we will get very very very rich because of my little paws and cute baba ernest face" Ed said" ed this is a crazy idea I don't know how we will pull it off I know you are a little cute discord kitten tiger Plumpy lumpy Oompa Loompa Tiger kitten but you have to understand that I have to hide from cops too I didn't do this but I am in accomplish to your cuckoo bananas crazy life Chiko did you realize how this would affect me? No you didn't that's what I thought I'm mad at you but I don't want to get caught let's go to the petting zoo where you can be fed like little tiger you are by the little children" y/n said
" I know it seems crazy but I have your back why and I will never leave your side and I will make sure that you are a juciy Baba ernest and that we are rich get just give it time" Ed said.
"OK add I understand and I trust you let me put on the radio let's listen to some tunes before we get to the petting zoo" Yn said
You turned on the radio and blasted the speaker is rolling the windows down and hearing a song which was Ed's favourite. The song when something like this:Oh I'm in Miami
Oh little Baba Ernest ❤️
Oh officially need to go to the story's
Take me to the baseball game oh lime is in Miami
Miss Brown likes to personally attack me
Please please let me sour machine
I was doing so far without you
Until I saw the green pool
Swim swim swim lane little fishy
The C hicken balls are so good for Mandarin
He was really like we we we we
Let's all go to the petting zoo
Oh LOL I'll see the I'm stuck from a pocket
Hot pockets are very yummy
Yawning
Oh I'm in Miami!" we're here at the petting zoo" Ed said
you stood up to get out of the car and you both sneakd around through the back and jumped in a tiger secure enclosure.To be continued next time on victorious...
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Ginger fever
Short StoryY/n x Ed Sheeran Story Written by two people. Update's frequently!