Dream snoozed his alarm until eleven am. He didn't mean to do that obviously but as he was shoveling down his "breakfast" Nick came in reminding him that he had until three. He calmed himself down and fell into just waiting around for George's arrival. He and Sapnap hung out and played Uno.
"No, you can't fucking do that Dream," Sapnap yelled at the blond. "I know you have green too because you were just fucking talking about it."
"Or maybe you know that because you looked at my cards!"
"I did not! When would I have even looked at your cards?!"
"I don't know, maybe when you fucking walked up behind me when you went to the bathroom!" Dream exclaimed.
"I didn't look at your cards asshole."
"Oh, I'm the asshole? You won't let me play my wild card."
"That doesn't make me an asshole because I'm following the rules."
"I can play my wild card so you don't win dumbass."
"I swear, you literally don't know the rules of Uno then," Sapnap sighed getting annoyed. "I played a draw four wild card and asked for green, now you have to give it to me."
"Since when was that a rule?" Dream was confused because he never played that way. If you could stop the other person from winning, you were allowed. Dreams family played all their games pretty ruthlessly but oh fucking well.
"Since always Dream," Sapnap responded, heavily rolling his eyes.
"Your way sucks but whatever," and with that Dream played the green he had allowing Nick to win.
"Suck. My. Ass. Fucking green bitch."
That was the final straw for Clay so he launched himself at Nick. They started to wrestle Dream had Sapnap pinned within seconds. The boy stuck to the floor started to whimper causing the boy on top to laugh.
"Yeah, that's what I fucking thought you little bitch," Dream slid off and Nick quickly got up and ran away.
"Fuck you! I hope your little figure skater boyfriend hates you!"
"He's not my boyfriend!"
"You wish he was," Sapnap said and a smug smile appeared when he saw his friend start to freak out.
"Omg! I knew it! You fucking like that figure skater!"
Not just any figure skater. It was a boy and Sapnap clearly didn't give a shit about it. He knew his friend wouldn't care but he was still a bit worried. You always will be worried when you tell someone something about your sexuality.
"His name is George, and so what? Is there a problem with that?"
"No, no, of course not. Now tell me about him!" Sapnap had moved closer and rubbed his shoulder against Dream's shoulder. Which was a bit tricky due to the height difference.
It was very funny to Dream as he watched his friend turn into a middle school girl at a sleepover. But he sat him and his friend down and turned into one himself. They absent-mindedly played another round of Uno but they were more focused on gossiping about George.
Dream completely lost track of time because he was so busy talking about everything he liked about George. He got so caught up in talking with Sapnap he told him about his dreams and even told him how they made him feel.
Sapnap was dealing another set of cards when the doorbell rang. Dream looked at his phone and realized that George had already texted him saying that he was here.
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ice (a fake dnf story)
Fanfictionjust to preface, I am writing this as a joke for my friend and I am not a dream stan nor a fan. el oh el. read if you want ig. I like to put detail into like everything I write so this might accidentally be good idk. and the cover is @CodiiChronicl...