Marauders era one shots

Keeping up with the Blacks - the Black cousins

Hey! I saw this headcanon in a tiktok. 

Made the headcanon: Padfootspuppy 

Made the tiktok: marauders_shiptok 

The comment 'Okay, we need a ff like this' is from martaaa1304 

I wrote the ff. You read it now. :)

 Reggie is 13, Sirius 14, Cissy 19, Andy 21, Bella 23. (I don't know if you all know it, but 'ananas' is in some languages 'pineapple') No triggerwarnings I think (cousins arguing, if someone don't like it)

Regulus tried to make himself invisible. It was war in the house. Or actually, in the garden. He took his camera and started filming.

He whispered: 'Welcome to the first episode of keeping up with the Blacks. We've a serious problem. Bellatrix just stole Sirius's bike. Narcissa stole Andromeda's dress and Andy stole Bellatrix hair. I have no idea how.' He turned the camera and filmed what happened in the garden.

Sirius ran after his oldest cousin. Bella ride on Sirius's bike, angrily chasing Andy. Bella was bold. Andy held a bunch of black, curly hairs in her hands. Andy tried to avoid her older sister, while chasing Cissy, who ran away in a green dress. There was a lot of screaming.

'CAN YOU ALL STOP SCREAMING?' The neighbour screamed over the fence. 'MY BABY DOESN'T STOP CRYING NOW!'

'You scream too,' Bella said. The neighbour didn't look very happy.

'Hey, hairy boy,' the woman said, pointing to Sirius. 'If you gonna babysit Andreas, I can have some rest. Here.' She handed over a crying baby to a very surprised Sirius.

'Did she just-' Andy started.

'Give you a baby?' Cissy asked.

'Call you ''hairy boy'',' Bella laughed.

'Yes,' Sirius answered. 'I just got a child named Ananas. Who calls their kid Ananas?'

'Nobody, he's called Andreas,' Reggie said.

'I gonna call him Ananas,' Bella smiled. Calmy, she said: 'And Andy?'

'Yes?'

'GIVE ME MY HAIR BACK SO I CAN FIX IT!'

'Nope.' Andy ran away, followed by the bike.

Reggie turned the camera back and saw that the tape was almost full. He turned the camera off.

~oOo~

About five minutes later, Reggie has found a new tape. He sat in a chair in the garden again and saw a lot of chaos. Cissy was wingardium leviosa-ed and tried to come back on the ground. She failed. Andy's arm was hurt, but she had still her sisters hair in her other arm. Bella was still chasing her on Sirius's bike. Sirius ran after her, trying to not letting Ananas fall.

'REGGIE! DO YOU LIKE MY HEAD?' Bella screamed.

'Uhm, I think it u-' Reggie started.

'UGLY?!'

'No, no, unique!' he hurried to say.

'Well, okay.'

Reggie turned on his camera. Again whispering, he said: 'Welcome to another episode of keeping up with the Blacks. When we left off, Bellatrix had stolen Sirius's bike, Narcissa had stolen Bellatrix's hair, and Sirius somehow ended up with a live baby. In this episode we will wait for our parents to return as I hide.' He was silent for a few seconds, ducking for a flying green apple.

'Sorry!' Cissy yelled. 'I tried to hit Andy!'

'AV-' Bella screamed.

'DON'T DO THAT!' Cissy screamed.

'- IS!'

Reggie continued whispering: 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in America.' He turned off the camera and ducked for a group of birds.