the story of how dorothea dies, again bitch

dorothea dies again

so as you can see by the millions of times ive mentioned dorothea in the title and shit, she died again ok cool you dont care

dorothea died by her cats or something i forgot and now she came back to life because shes a bad bitch and nobody can take her down

when she came back to life she wanted revenge on her stupid fucking cats so guess what. can you guess what happens??? that didnt happen bc dorothea is an incompetent dumbass but she did fall in love with someone named cadeilious. cadeilousishnous was an evil rat looking bratz doll whore, but she still really loved him for reasons nobody knows. until one day cadeilousishnous got with her friend, so then dorothea was like wow you prick. now instead of thinking of the little cats who screwed her over, she thought about her revenge on cadeilousishnous. all of the cats were watching from hell and thought she was super obsessive and creepy but dorthea was very missunderstood, you see shed been hurt so many times she didnt know what else to do. but enough of this sappy bs lets move onto the actual story of how she brutally murdered cadeilousishnous!!!!!! :))) 

3 weeks after cadeilousishnous got with dorotheas friend, all dorothea could think about was how to absolutely ruin him and everyone hes ever met, so as she was grabbing her amazing black coffee that she made with her amazing coffee machine, she realized that she forgot her 1/1092738 bracelets upstairs but she thought what if someone steals my amazing coffee even though i live alone while i go upstairs and grab my bracelet?!?! so she left the bracelet, and left to go stalk cadeilousishnous and plan his murder. she saw him with someone named gracuefhon, and that made her unbelievably angry, so she thought OH SWEET BABY PANDAS LET ME GO THROW MY EMPTY COFFEE CUP AT THEM!!!!! so she got up from her awesome car and walked up to them and threw the coffee cup at gracuefhon. they started at each other for 3.754 minutes until dorothea the baddie started walking to her car until she got tripped by her new ugly cat named bunny hat. she fell on the street while gracuefhon and cadeilousishnous watched. her teeth went everywhere until cadeilousishnous ran to go save her. little did he know he underestimated dorothea and as he got near her, she pushed him with her leg back into the middle of the street and he got ran over by a big monster truck that you see in that one monster trucks movie or smth idek if thats an actual movie but ill say it is. but then dorothea also died bc she lost her coffee and that drove her insane so she stabbed herself in the eye with a tooth brush and died a slow painful death, but thats not sad bc she threw lava in his mouth every 30 seconds for the rest of eternity

the end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))