"Hello Albert," Flamingo said.
"Hello baby 😏😏😏😏😏," Albert said.
"Sex."
"Yes."
And they fucked for two hours.
"Insert your 10ft ding dong in my ass, uwu." Flamingo said.
"Okay daddy," Albert replied.
"WHAT ARE U DOIN IN ME SWAMP!" Shrek said, storming in.
"Sorry daddy uwu." Albert said.
"KNEES!" Shrek said.
Albert fell to his knees.
"SUCK ME SWAMP!" Shrek said.
"But, daddy..." Albert said.
"What about me?" said Flamingo, with puppy eyes.
"Shut up." Shrek said.
Shrek's 100ft ding dong slid into Albert's mouth and down his throat, down his ass. Cum went out of Shrek's ding dong.
Albert moaned as cum filled his mouth.
"Fuck off," said the shadows.
"GET OUT ME SWAMP!" Shrek said.
Then Donkey walked in and killed all of them <3.