Once upon a time (not long ago I was a hoe🤪😜👅🤪😛💅😝) there was a baldy beautiful prince🥚👨🦲🥚🤴. His name was San, the mountain⛰️🗻🧍♂️. But unlike his name, he really hated the highland.
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His fear of mountains 😫😫😱😖😩 began on a special day. It was his eighteenth birthday and he and his family decided to celebrate🎊🎉🎂 in the wild🦧🐗🦁🐂. The fresh air and the permission to poop anywhere made San feel like this was the best idea ever!😍😍💞💕💜🤩🥰
But little did he know, he was about to enter a situation that changed his whole life...
Spying on a high tree🎄🎄🎄 was an infamous witch 🧙♀️ 🍄 that was known for transforming little children 🧒🧒🧒🧒into pigs🐖🐷🐖🐷. His spells were so rich and powerful🤩🌬️🌫️🌪️, he once made a man die from surprise🙀🙀😱 after he'd seen his face (maybe it was because the witch was ugly asf, but we'll give him the benefit of the doubt🤮🤢🤮🤢🤢🤢).
The witch was named Oily London🥵🥵🥵🥵
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He observed San for hours 🕒 , trying to get him alone to talk to him. I mean, who could blame him? San the Mountain was hot🤤🤤🥵🔥🌡️🤩, his soft shiny healthy beautiful brilliant incredible amazing show stopping spectacular never the same totally unique bald head👨🦲👅🍑🥚 reflected the rays of sunshine, and his fluffy eyebrows danced in the wind.🌞🌞🌻🌪️🌪️🌪️
The oily witch was instantly amazed 🌚🥵🤤🤤🤤by the beauty of that man, and the moment he saw him alone, he climbed off the tree and joined him.
"Hi..." Oily smiled👹, making sure to clean any residue from his teeth previously.
The bald man jumps from his sit creeped out😒🤢😨😱 by the witch's oily breath on the back of his neck.
"Who are you?😡😡😡😡😠🤬🤬👿 Get off my sight, you ugly!🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢" San screamed and started to run away.
Ugly!!!!??? Oily couldn't believe he had heard those filthy words coming from such a pretty mouth!👁️💧👄💧👁️ Raged, the witch raises his wand and aims it at the running prince🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️.
"You, prince San, the Mountain, will be castigated for the crime of calling me ugly!🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬👿👿👿🤬🤬👿🤬☠ I will not transform you into a pig, I'll make you a frog instead🐸🐸🐸🐸. Because they're hairy and gross! The only way for you to ever get back to normal is if you kiss the dumbest ugliest oppar princess 👸 in the world! You will pay! Piripipopiripu!✨✨✨🐸🥚🌫️🌪️✨🔥🌡️🌬️"
And next thing San remembers is to see his four limbs🦵🦵🦵🦵 and precious baldy head disappear and little sticky green feet💚🐸 emerge from the darkness because of ugly Oily London's cursed spell.
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((((( i don't rlly know how he transformed into a frog in the movie so yeah frog syndrome sounds about right)))))
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