*One sings this part*
Once upon a time
There was a numberblock named One
She was all alone in her own world
But she still had some fun
Later on she grew sad
Because she had no one to share her fun
It can be lonely being the only one
Who lived in Numberland
But then she found a magic mirror
That could clone anyone
One used the magic mirror
And now she's having more fun
Her and the clone made Two
And now there's a One and a Two
But they're now in this new place they called Home
*Two sings this part*
They met new people
Of all shapes, sizes, colors, and faces
That's where One and Two met Chill and Citrus
*One & Two sings this part together*
They found a magic device
That can grant any wish that you can think
*One sings this part*
To not have this thing would truly stink
And so, an idea popped out
One and Two used the device to escape the white void
*Two sings this part*
They, Chill, and Citrus are no longer in the void
*One & Two sings this part together*
They're in Mixel Land
Oh, it's very very grand
In this new place they called Home
*One sings this part*
In Mixel Land
It was where they met Zaptor and Flain
A burn mark from the Infernites Max was One's only pain
*One & Two sings this part together*
But she got used to it
Ever since Teslo gave her an eyepatch
So that it could cover her big scratch
*One sings this part*
She and Teslo just felt a spark
One made her own tribe, it was called the Rejects
It had One as the leader with Two, Chill, and Citrus
*Two sings this part*
She had more fun than before
Who knows what is next in store
In this new place they called Home
In this new place they called Home
*One & Two sings this part together*
Welcome to Mixel Land
Welcome the Rejects tribe
In this new place they called Home
YOU ARE READING
In This New Place (They Called Home)
RandomA parody to Still Alive by GLaDOS, only it's sung by One & Two from One: A New Destiny. This song tells the story of how One & Two came to Mixel Land and how the Rejects tribe was born.