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prom queen

girls only

NINGNING
omg guys

KARINA
*ladies

NINGNING
it's a GENDER NEUTRAL TERM bitch

KARINA
you may proceed

NINGNING
you know how jung minjee
was into mark last year?

AREUM
jung who?

KARINA
i really admire the way you don't
know anyone's name at school
also ningning
i did NOT know that

AREUM
sorry rina
i don't have a million friends like you

NINGNING
jung minjee?
she has really short hair
and she studies a lot

AREUM
are you talking about the
student body president??

KARINA
oh so you don't know anyone
but you know who the president
of the student body is?

AREUM
you are so annoying
ur like ren***'s twin sister

KARINA
omg did u just censor his name?
i'm telling him

AREUM
do it

NINGNING
STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT!!

AREUM
my apologies, dear ningning
pls go on

NINGNING
jung minjee asked me
to set her up with him

KARINA
goddamn
why does everyone wanna be set up
we're in high school, not our thirties

AREUM
i don't get it though
if she likes him why didn't
she just go up to him herself ?

NINGNING
well she didn't approach me
to ask her to set him up ...

KARINA
confused

NINGNING
uhm i offered

AREUM
oh
may i ask why?

KARINA
yeah mark's gonna beat your ass
and i'm gonna watch him do it

NINGNING
it wasn't MY FAULT
she came up to me and asked
if me and mark were y'know?

AREUM
y'know...?

KARINA
siblings?

NINGNING
EW no
if we were dating ..

AREUM
and then

NINGNING
well i was like 'no wtf'
and she was like 'omg really?'
and then i was like 'yeah girl no'
and then she was like 'well are you
sure you don't have feelings for him?'
and i was like 'i would rather die
than like mark, he's just a friend'
but jung minjee looked at me like
she didn't really believe me...
so i said 'i can even set you up with him'

KARINA
all the 'likes' gave me brain damage

AREUM
shut up karina
also i don't see the problem, ning ?

NINGNING
the problem is that mark
hates things like that
and jung minjee sort
of promised to help me
with something if i
got her a date with him...

KARINA
LMAOOO
NINGNING WHAT THE FUCK

AREUM
wait then why'd u say you could
also what'd she promise you?

NINGNING
I DIDN'T THINK SHE'D TAKE
ME SERIOUSLY NO ONE DOES
oh and she said she'd advocate for
me to be prom queen this year ...

KARINA
it just keeps getting better

AREUM
i

NINGNING
guys it's not funny
jung minjee is so scary
if i mess up, she's gonna
ruin my life or smth worse.
like take prom queen from me

AREUM
i'm sorry, did you just
say that's worse than
her ruining your life?

KARINA
you're done for.
well it was nice
knowing you!

NINGNING
ARE YOU GUYS JUST REALLY
NOT GONNA HELP ME??

KARINA
and get jumped by mark?
yeah no thanks

AREUM
i would help but
i don't know minjee or mark that well...

NINGNING
you guys are horrible friends

KARINA
update us!!

AREUM
we love you!!

NINGNING
go to hell.