renjun
RENJUN
you
bae areum.
AREUM
yes?
why do you always feel the need
to use my full government name
RENJUN
shut up.
anyway
did you take my headphones?
AREUM
headphones?
you have wires?
RENJUN
what's wrong with wires?
AREUM
nothing
i just didn't expect that from you
RENJUN
i have airpods
the wires are for in case they die
AREUM
switch the AirPod then
RENJUN
wdym
you have one AirPod in at a time?
AREUM
you don't?
RENJUN
no??
that defeats the whole fucking purpose
AREUM
people who walk around with both
airpods in are menaces to society
RENJUN
no
the people who walk around with
one AirPod in their ear are the true menaces.
the quality of whatever ur listening to will diminish
AREUM
i like to hear my surroundings
RENJUN
whatever u say sociopath
AREUM
ur the sociopath
RENJUN
no
u are
AREUM
no u are
RENJUN
no it's you, solo airpod headass
AREUM
u know what
i would keep going at this
but i'm too tired
RENJUN
so i win?
AREUM
yeah but just this round
RENJUN
why are u tired it's only 8
AREUM
my job is so draining
RENJUN
don't you work at a daycare?
AREUM
how the fuck did u know that?
RENJUN
you told me
AREUM
i did not?
RENJUN
anyway
what's draining about supervising kids?
AREUM
idk the supervising kids part?
all their little lives depend on you
RENJUN
okay captain america
what danger are they in that
u have to save them from?
AREUM
that's the thing
a kid can turn anything into a hazard
some girl almost took her eye out with a Barbie doll
one time a kid choked on a toy car
A TOY CAR WAS IN HIS THROAT!
u cant even look away for a second
RENJUN
wow
i'm sorry i would have quit
after the barbie doll
AREUM
well the Barbie doll incident happened
after the rat in the backpack incident
RENJUN
the what in the WHAT?
AREUM
this girl came one day with her
brother's pet rat and let it loose
RENJUN
i suddenly respect you
AREUM
oh so you didn't respect me before?
RENJUN
how'd you know!
AREUM
renjun
RENJUN
areum
AREUM
can i tell you something?
RENJUN
uhm
you're not going to like
confess to murdering one of
the daycare kids or something, are you?
AREUM
how'd you know?
kidding
i just feel like i should tell you something
you know, before you respect me too much
RENJUN
u shouldn't worry about that
ur kind of a hard person to
respect in the first place
AREUM
gee thanks
RENJUN
anyway what is it, bae
AREUM
i got back together with lee minho
RENJUN
oh.
AREUM
yeah
it just sort of happened
RENJUN
and you felt like you should tell me, why?
AREUM
i have no idea
minho
he's not as bad as you think
RENJUN
if you're gonna try to convince me to like him,
this conversation will be coming to an end
AREUM
no i mean really
he's not that bad
right?
RENJUN
why are you asking me?
you're the one dating him.
AREUM
yeah you're right
RENJUN
anyway goodnight
AREUM
night
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timing | nct
Teen Fictionbae areum isn't at all interested in making new friends or falling in love; so why won't a specific group of people leave her alone? or in which a girl is (forcefully) adopted into an odd friend group by (semi) strangers. [ mostly text message/ soci...
