Body Swap Device: Update Number Two

Escape

You reset every change (apart from the BSD & doing work one), feeling your masculinity return, and slouched into your seat in Science, which happened to be right next to the window. You decided that once Science got boring, you'd swap with someone outside and carry their lives, hopping between people until you reached somewhere. You complete the first half of the lesson, and begin to get bored. You pull the BSD out, whilst 'listening' to the teacher talk about whatever she was talking about. You notice Mr Tyreman, one of the Assistant Headteachers, on patrol looking for children skipping lessons. Realising you can hop into him and simply walk towards the main gates and hop into someone outside of school grounds. You blast yourself, stopping the world in its tracks once again, blast Mr Tyreman, and enter his body, standing a bit more taller, ready to make your great escape - and your body still acts like you so you're still learning even when you're on your adventures. You abandon Mr Tyreman's job and make a beeline to the front gates, hopping into the first person you see, which was unfortunately a dog. You stopped time and took a second to think this through; after all, you didn't want to be stuck as a dog. You selected Mr Tyreman and the dog and pressed 'Swap', however modifying the command to be 'Enter this body for 5 minutes, then swap with someone else nearby', because you thought 5 minutes was enough time to get away from the school, and, judging by the way the dog and its owner were walking, you were headed to a spot where there was guaranteed to be people. So, after all of that, you restarted time as the BSD disappeared until you became human again (because how do you expect a dog to hold something?). You walked along next to your 'owner', who you think is called Lola. The five minutes fly over, as you feel yourself leaving your canine body behind and entering a human one. Your soul soared along the semi-busy street before being thrown into the body of a girl. This girl was about your age, had black hair, a large butt and larger than average breasts. She looked so familiar, though - you just couldn'-

"Oh. My. God." you slowly whispered in Aisling's voice. "She's alive." You immediately receive a text;
"Thanks for forcing me to do science, dickhead."
You respond. "Aisling, ask to go to the toilet then ring me."
You hope your body does just that. Seconds later, 'your' phone vibrates in your hand. You start.
"How the fuck are you alive?!"
"Afternoon to you as well. How the fuck did you get out of school?"
"Swapped with Tyreman, walked to the gates, swapped with a dog, ended up in you. Try it, I'll be outside the gates. Hop into a man when you get out the gates."
"And how am I going to do that? I don't have a BSD-"
'Aisling Cooper will now own a BSD, and knows everything about it. She is also my current first swap target.'
"Stay still. This will be nice and quick." you say as you hang up the phone and blast a man who seems to be in his early 20's walking past you. Pressing 'Swap' you see the man stumble and look around confused. You get his attention by clearing your throat.
"Jack?" he turns around and says. "Oh, I've missed you!" Aisling runs up to kiss you, but you stop 'him'.
"Whoa, um, don't- uh, kiss me."
"Wha- why?"
You blast yourself and change the age to '23', feeling yourself grow. "You can kiss me now."

You reset everything (however changing reality so your bodies were out of school) and walk to the little cafe nearby to play a game.