red white & royal blue - HEADCANONS

boys being boys

Henry and Alex stands in front of the large mirror in the hallway, flexing their muscles.
"How the fuck do you look fit when you've been to the gym like one time in your life?", Henry mutters. "I went once last week when you were away. I stayed for like 5 minutes, but I got attacked by horny teen girls asking about you so I left", Alex says, flicking Henrys nose. They sit down in the sofa, Henrys arm around Alex's waist.
"You know we have a gym here right? It's the fucking white house", Zahra says, not moving one muscle to at least pretend she's invested in the conversation, one phone in each hand. "Yeah but I wanted to act like a normal human being for a secons, jeez", Alex groans.

Henry tries to break the tension. "Always at the go Zahra, getting things done!", he tries to give her a high five, but she simply looks at him, snarles, and leaves the room.

Alex laughs and kisses his cheek. "Hey do you want to try this new game later?" He asks Henry.
Nora walks by with a sandwich in her hand and her phone in the other.
"This is the weird thing about you guys, you talk like straight macho men, but you're like the gayest of the gays". Henry and Alex both laugh and look at each other. "Like super gay", Nora adds. They mutter. "Like seriously, if you google HOMOSEXUAL a picture of you two would come up first", she adds before walking away.
"The funny thing is that it actually does!", Zahra chimes in.