I guess you think that the little mermaid is a secret
But actually she is beautiful but stupid.
She is picky, and yet dumb.
When she was swimming in the sea,
A prince and a butler was on her watch,
The prince and the butler were having a match,
To see who was better at dueling with swords.
She would save a butler rather than a prince?
Oh my! Her Horrible taste! She better not!
But the butler didn't seem to worry,
Because he is just as dirty
He chops of filthy pigs with his dirty hatchet
It was the princess who didn't know
How awful her future husband was
But still, she went to follow that ratchet.
And sacrifice her own lovely beauty for that nasty man.
Now that crazy lunatic
Those sisters of her own bewitched her
To go to the witch!
There, the witch always longingly laid
At her cave, with no maid
Where every creature seems so lame
Dying in the potion that she made.
Yet the mermaid was not afraid
How cruel would that witch be anyway
Because as long as she can be with her love,
Nothing matters at all!
The witch decided to turn her into a pig,
To test how stupid this mermaid was
Well, she did without her noticing.
The witch turned her into a big fat pig! And now on the pig didn't live happily ever after
Instead it became 'Piggy eaten after'.
