davy wavy x matty batty

"i'm sorry my little bunsen burner"

David Tennant slowly steps out from the shadows heroically. he shoots me a german smile and picks me up like a bunsen burner, like the welsh dragon he is. He looked at me with his bright yellow orbs and says "w-w-w-would you like a ride in my tardis my delectable angel? it's bigger on the inside (winky face 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😉😉😉😉😈😈)  i look at him longingly and say "o-o-of course my handsome scottish dragon 🥺🥺🥺" he glares at me and smiles again but less german than before.. 🤩🤩 "i am so sorry my little bunsen burner, but i am... a vam pir ☹️" "you're an alpha male so it's okay 🤪" "yes!! i a m 😈"

he snarls at me menacingly. my 1'2 body flies across the room in fear and i try to get up but i fall back down in slow motion as i am small and not strong enough. in front of me is david tennant's huge strong veiny hand reaching out to help me up. "are you okay my delectable angel?" "y-y-y-y-yes 🥺" he lifts me up as i hold on to his giant hand. i look up at him and say "i-i almost fell over..t-t-thank you for helping me up 😯😯🥺🥺✨"

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a guy with no eyebrows appears he says "i am matt smith. the eyebrowless icon."  everyone stood there in silence until david tennant says in a low demonic voice, "I AM THE ALPHA MALE 👿 stay away from my little bunsen burner!!!!!!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡" matt Smith gasps and starts spinning around very fast then i fall over because i got too frightened and that was too much for my small fragile body 🥺 this happened because matt smith started levitating and spinning, no one knew what to do and SUDDENLY matt smith turned into MATT MOTH he was flying around everywhere, and then matt moth and david tennant started fighting over me 🥺 and then they started violently throwing eyebrows at each other! after a while david got weaker and growled menacingly as matt moth had summonned eyebrows the fall from the sky.. TO BE CONTINUED 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩