*drinking budding*

2

After a few drinks of wine and vodka, the women decided to walk to the preschool together to get their kids

So what is your children's names?

Oh, well one of my kids, her name is Rylie, and my other kid's name is hunter, what about your kids?

Katrina looked confused

I thought Hunter was Karen's kid, why are you saying he's your kid?

Oh, well it's a stupid reason he's not her kid anymore, so he usually came over to play with Rylie and do makeup, but Karen saw him with makeup on and looked disgusted she said 'wHy Is My HuNtEr WeArInG mAkEuP?!'

Katrina laughed at her imitation of Karen

When I told her that's what him and Rylie do she sneered at us and said 'well if he's gonna do that I don't want him anymore, you can have him' or some shit like so I adopted him to be my kid and he's actually talking more!

So tell me about your kids

Janet puffed out a breath of air

Misha and Sergei, they are very good kids

Janet Snickered and sighed

Rylie is not such a good kid, she told her whole class that if they got hurt it was okay to curse

Katrina laughed at this remembering Misha and Sergei telling her about that

So what do your kids do?

Other than annoy me?

Katrina laughed

Well Rylie watches frozen, and does Hunter's makeup, and Hunter reads and deals with Karen when she drops by do Misha and Sergei do anything?

Ah yes, Misha is youngest chess prodigy in Russia and Sergei is two time national skiing champion

Janet's smile wavers a little when Katrina says this feeling insecure about her parenting skills, she looks at the ground the rest of the way to the school

'What a good mom'