slasher nsfw alphabet

Art the clown

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He isn't the best at aftercare hes most likely to just kiss your cheek grope your cheat one last time and leave to go kill some teens

B: Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

For art he loves your butt or chest (any size he doenst care) he just loves gropping and slapping your body

As for his favorite body part on himself he likes his face he can easily scare victims with it and he finds himself rather attractive outside of the makeup

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

Art will cum anywhere on or in you he prefers inside you or on your face he just likes making a mess

D: Dirty Secret

Before you and art met he stalked you and sent you body parts in the mail just waiting for you to notice him

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He gets the idea of relationships he does spend his free time killing teenagers and hes done some.. weird killings before

F: Favorite Position

Art would be into weird stuff most likely he'd do doggy anal or some weird German stuff and anything in-between

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He doenst take things very seriously he'd make silly faces at you at any time

H: Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

I think hes hairless so expet a nice smooth body, he couldn't care less if you were hairy or not

I: Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

Not the best at showing emotions like romance but if he's in the right mood he'll light some candles and throw some rose petals on the floor and strike a "paint me like one of your French girls" pose while waiting for you to get home

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

I see him Masturbating alot more than the average person like after a kill he would be the type to just go at it right infront of the body

K: Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Woah ok hes into knife play, wax play, blood play, anal, throat fucking, bdsm, dirty talk, begging, alot more..

L: Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Art loves when he can do you in his little torture workshop bent over a table or on a old mattress in a alleyway somewhere

M: Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going.

Everything. But if you cut yourself on accident he'll be right at your side liking your cut and humping your leg like a dog in heat

N: NO (Something they refuse to do)

Sharing you I see him as a possessive guy so he sees you as his property basically and he hates sharing his property

O: Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Art loves it when you between his legs and he also loves eating you out (im pretty sure he's a cannibal so.. mm human roast beef)

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)  

Hes into rough hard sex if you don't feel numb in the thighs after hes not pleased with himself but if you pursue him he may go a little slower

Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)  

Arts defentinatly a quickie guy he'll bend you over a table and take you right then and there and leave right after to go back to kill some more horny teens

R: Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)  
He loves risks either public risks or pregnancy risks hes down for it 100%

S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

A long time he has lots of energy and always out lasts you

T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He doenst use real toys just old handcuffs or knifes he finds if your really worried about these things though he wouldn't push you

U: Unfair (How much they like to tease)

He loves it. He'll tease you until you're red at the face but hes not one to like being teased it makes him feel less in charge

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Loud but quiet he can't talk but hell breath out grunts and do his fake laugh thing but He'll love it if you match his energy by being loud though

W: Wild Card (Random headcanon)

He is a panty stealer, he'll raid your drawers and sniff them like a creep he also probaly has a shrine where he keeps your old toothbrushes

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

Probaly average 5in-7in. But he knows how to use it. Trust

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Probably high. Hes a gross man so he defiantly has dirty thoughts. (Like when he sawed that girl in half...jeez) so don't be surprised if he comes home after lots of killing and has a boner

ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I headcannon he doesn't sleep much BUT if you snuggle into him enough and let out enough body heat he will sleep for a little bit

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