slasher nsfw alphabet

Patrick bateman

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He isn't a good guy of course so he'll leave you to clean up while he makes himself look pretty and go make some high end dinner reservations

B: Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

For Patrick he loves your stomach just because he's so curious on what your insides look like, he's a physco what do you expect of him

As for him he may say he finds himself attractive but he doesn't he's just insecure and hopes you'll belive the lies he puts out

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)

Patrick would perfer not to have children with you so he'll use a vondom or pull out

D: Dirty Secret

Before you stared dating Patrick he'd have fantasies about you when he was murdering other women, he's crazy

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Very experienced he's hooked up with many prostitutes and was engaged so he doenst find it hard to please you

F: Favorite Position

Hes a sex addict but I don't think he'd be that into kinky wild postions just average doggy or missionary

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He takes it seriously sometimes it just depends on his mood, sometimes he'll spoil you rotten with candles and rose petals with some mood lighting and other times it'll be casual sex with some Goofy moments

H: Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

I think he'd be the type to find a landing patch attractive on himself but he definitely doenst keep it to bushy, he's a high end man and only wants the best so you better not have a jungle in your pants

I: Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

Like I said before he'll do some romantic things If he's in a good mood, before sex he may even take you on a shopping spree

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

I see him Masturbating alot, like right after killing a women hell let out some pent up energy he also Masturbait when your busy and might even use your underwear

K: Kink (one or more of their kinks)

I donr really see him being a very kinky guy, he just likes Intimacy and eye contact, if he's feeling a lil cheeky he'll do some experiments but nothing to extreme

L: Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Patrick likes it old fashioned on a comfy bed or couch but if he's in public and really needs it hell do it in a bathroom stall or closet in a freinds house

M: Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Hes a horny man for sure so doing average things like bending over to pick something up, jumping into a pair of jeans, biting your lip, on and on

N: NO (Something they refuse to do)

He would never let you degrade him, hes secretly insecure and you saying mean words to him after hes told you to stop numerous times would send him over the edge and hell have a physcotic break down and may kill you, sorry

O: Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Patrick loves a good blow job and he also likes giving you oral oif hes in the right mood, again he wants to know what your insides look like

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)  

I feel he'd be a slow and sensual guy, just gental sex is what he's into, but if he's angry he might bruise you hips

Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He'll only fo quickies if he's in public and really in the mood, as said before bathrooms and closets are more common, but hes not afraid for a little risk if he's really desperate

R: Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)  
He loves public risks every once in a while, get him going enough and he may fo you in a photo booth in a mall

S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

A average amount of energy, hell go 3 rounds tops and then go to sleep leaving you to clean up, he can kinda be ass after sex

T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He doenst use toys that often but he does have a hidden stash of toys like handcuffs and blind folds hell pull out if he's in a bad mood

U: Unfair (How much they like to tease)

He likes to tease sometimes, but if he's in a bad mood he'll tease you until you cry

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

There's some grunts and groans maybe a small queit moan if you ride him right

W: Wild Card (Random headcanon)

He is very insecure and at the end of the day he just wants someone to love him

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

Probaly slightly above average 8-9 in and defiantly knows how to use it

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Very high, hes a very horny sex addicted man so exept sex with him to happen everyday

ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He falls asleep immediately after, hes just a man who has his limits, but if he is really having a good day he may stroke your hair and let you fall asleep first

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I never watched the movies hes in but I read his Wikipedia and just went off what I read so if I'm way off tell me so I can edit it

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