A/N: I didn't know what I'm supposed to write so I wrote this. I got inspired by some gacha rant videos so thank you for the people who made the rant videos! And this is an FNAF rant. And no hate for the people who ship this ship.
First off, ENNARD IS A COMBINATION OF ALL 4 FUNTIME ANIMATRONICS! If Circus Baby was included, THAT WOULD MEAN MICHAEL'S DATING HIS OWN SISTER! Why? We know that Ennard got split into 2 and turned into Molten Freddy and Scrap Baby. We know Elizabeth, Michael's sister controls Scrap Baby, which is technically Ennard. Second, WHERE DID NOAH COME FROM!? WHO IS THAT!? If you searched "Noah FNAF" here's what comes up:
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
THERE'S LITERALLY NOTHING HELPFUL ON WHO NOAH IS! These people literally made an entire character just so the ship is possible! Noah can be literally anyone that's not Ennard! If you really want the ship to work make Noah some fanmade soul or something and doesn't possess Ennard! Third, IT'S ROBOPHILLIA! In case you don't know what robophillia is it's apparently having some type of attraction towards a robot or in this case an animatronic. It's also necrophillia, which means having an attraction towards corpses! Seriously!? Even if you say "Oh, but Noah is Ennard" IT'S STILL NECROPHILLIA! Finally, WHO WOULD DATE THE PERSON WHO GOT RID OF YOUR ORGANS AND USED YOUR BODY AS A SKIN SUIT!? Literally, in the end of Sister Location, you get scooped! I'm pretty sure that no one would wanna date the person who got rid of their organs! No hate to anyone and please do not attack anyone who ship this. thx for reading my ridiculously long rant and sorry if you needed bleach for your eyes because of the picture.
