Homestuck one-shots and Homestuck x reader

Dave X Dirk (1) LEMON

BEWARE OF LEMONS!!!!! THEY CAN BE VERY LEMONY!! XD LOLZ =^~^=

Just so you know the all caps means that there is a lemon

~3rd Pov~

Now was the perfect moment for Dave to relieve himself. Dirk had left for work two minutes ago and he wouldn't be back for five hours. Dave lay on his bed, his bedroom door shut; the tent in his jeans clearly visible.

~XD slight skip cuz I can~

Dave blushed a deep red as he thought of Dirk. He rubs his hands over the large tent in his jeans; muffled moans coming from him. He knew having a thing for his brother was wrong but he just couldn't help it. Everyone knows that once your heart wants something, it wont stop wanting it even when you already have that something. Dave unbuttons his jeans and pulls out his ( gay stick XD Pewds) member; moving one of his hands up and down his hard shaft as the other covers his mouth , muffling his moans. He moves his hand faster as he replays the scene of him walking in on Dirk, who happened to be stepping out of the shower without a towel, in his head. His moans growing louder as he nears climax. Dave was to busy pleasuring himself to hear the front door open. His movements getting faster and his moans even louder as he daydreamed about Dirk. He slowly moves his hand away from his mouth, allowing his moans to be heard, as he got closer and closer to relieving himself. After moving his hand back down his shaft, he cums, moaning his brother's name.

~Dirk's Pov~

I drive back to the apartment, ironically four hours early, since my boss gave me the rest of the week of. I walk into the apartment, shutting and locking the front doors as quietly as possible, and head towards my room to change. Usually I would yell "I'm home!" but Dave is probably sleeping since he didn't feel good this morning. 'I hope his okay. I would check on him but I don't need him getting angry while he's sick.' I thought as I pass Dave's door and stop in front of mine. I reach out for my door knob but was quickly distracted by "weird noises" coming from Dave's room. I turn around and walk back to Dave's room; putting my ear up against his door I notice that the noises were muffled moans that were most likely Dave's. I reach out and twist the door knob to find it unlocked which was ironic. Out of curiosity and a raging boner, I open his door just enough for me to get a glimpse of Dave playing with himself. I watch a little longer, my member getting painfully harder with each minute that passed by; Dave's moans getting louder. When I thought of Dave doing this to himself because of some girl, my boner quickly went limp. I was about to walk off until I heard Dave moan my name; I quickly but quietly open the door to get a full view of Dave. I see him laying on his bed, he was shirtless, his pants were pulled down to his ankles, and his face and chest were sprinkled with cum.

~Dave's Pov~

"I better clean up before Bro comes home." I mumble to myself as I look at my phones illuminated screen. "It looks like I have about four more hours until Dirk gets home." I mumble to myself once again as I put my phone down and get up from my bed. As I bend over to pull up my pants, I hear someone cough behind me. 'Wait I'm the only one home right? .... Oh fuck me!' I thought to myself. I stay still, to scared and shocked to move, that is until I was hit with a plush smuppet in the back of the head. I turn around to see Dirk; I gasp and quickly turn back around to hide my blush and member.

"Oh.....u-um......hey Bro. You're home ironically early."

"Yeah. Boss gave me the week off."

"C-cool."

"Well I'm going to let you.....clean yourself up. I'll be in the kitchen if you need me."

"....."