Incorrect Quotes Part 4 (?)

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Ok, I forgot how many times I had did this.

Player: Wake me up...
Veteran: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
Player: Can't wake up-
Veteran: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
Captain, smacks door: STFU BISH-

A/N: Uhh-

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Veteran: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
MrEgg: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Player: I recorded the dumb stuff.
MrCheese: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Ninja: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

A/N: Jajaja-

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'Can I copy the homework?'
Mother: I can help you with it!
Angel: Yeah, sure.
Goober: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Angel: lol nope.
Bro: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Ninja: *Read 5:55pm*

A/N: CaN i CoPy YoUr HoMeWoRk?

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Me: Wait why you & Veteran's tongues are orange?
Player: Maybe bcs of the candy?
Violet: Candy? What candy did you guys have?
Veteran: I got yellow, whereas Player got red
Me: O
Me:
Violet:
Sunny:
Sunny: WAIT-

A/N: I am too dumb :,) 

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*Player & Ninja chatting*
Player: *seems someone doing something idiotic* Wow, what an idiot.
Player: *Realized it's Veteran* WAIT- THAT'S MY IDIOT!
Ninja: Bruh .-.
(Bonus) On Veteran's side
Bro: WTF VETERAN STOP THE FIRE-
Veteran: I am trying dude-
MrEgg: Wait, why there are on fire?
Stoner: Bcs Veteran tried to present some magic.

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Masaru: If Violet and I were drowning, who would you save?
Sunny: You two can't swim?
Violet: It's a hypothetical question, Sunny! who would you save?
Sunny: my time and effort.

A/N: Sunny 🙂...

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Veteran: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Player: >:O language
Stoner: Yeah watch your fucking language
TheGentleman: OKAY WHO TAUGHT STONER THE FUCK WORD?
MrCheese: 'The fuck word'.
Captain: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Stoner: Oh my god they censored it
MrCheese: Say fuck, Captain.
Stoner: Do it, Captain. Say fuck.

A/N: Uhh I messed up-

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*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Samantha: Thanks fam!
Blue: oh no
MrEgg: *cries* I love you too
Ninja: Sounds fake but okay
Bro: *A flustered mess*
Noob: can i get a refund

A/N: :))))))

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Engineer: Rules are made to be broken.
Gnome: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
B-day: Uh, piñatas.
Rose: Glow sticks.
Sheriff: Karate boards.
Angel: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Engineer: Rules.
Gnome:

A/N:

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That's it bye!

(328 words)

- ؋♪Masaru♪؋

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