Player: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Veteran: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Player: Yes!
Captain: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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The idiot 4 in a nutshell (AU not mine 💀)
Player: Dammit, TheGentleman!
TheGentleman: What?! It wasn't me!
Player: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Ninja!
Ninja: Not me either.
Player: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Captain: *whistles*
(That's kinda sus, Captain)
The idiot 4 by
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Ria: Why are your tongues purple?
Blue: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
MrEgg: I had a red one.
Ria: oh
Ria:
Ria: OH
Not-Orange:
Not-Orange: You drank each other's slushies?
(Eh-)
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Stoner: Ninja isn't answering the phone
Bro: I'll call
Stoner: Mother and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Ninja: Hello?
(RIP Mother and Stoner lol)
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*Angel and Goober sitting in jail together*
Goober: So who should we call?
Angel: I'd call Gnome, but I feel safer in jail
(Engineer bring your girlfriend to a therapist)
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Player: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Veteran: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Player: Absolutely not.
(Player seriously)
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Captain: Am I in trouble?
Stoner: Take a guess.
Captain: No?
Stoner: Take another guess.
(Captain after AUL 15)
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*The squad right before Player's wedding*
Veteran: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
TheGentleman: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
MrCheese: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Ninja: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Bro, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
(Lmaooooo Veteran go to pick your future husband lol)
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No-visor: Why are you on the floor?
Aiden: I'm depressed.
Aiden: Also I was stabbed, can you get Punk, please.
(Aiden after got captured by No-visor)
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Ok bye lol
(279 words [DAMMIT])
-Arabelle
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