Chapter 13

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*As our 4 friends are driving towards a gas station, they were singing the'Goofy Goober' theme song happily. 'Hub' only joined in to get Lan to stop begging.*

All 4: "Oh I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah! You're a Goofy Goober, Yeah! We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah! Goofy, goofy, goober, goober yeah!" *They all sang in unison. 'Hub' honestly had fun, but he would never admit it.*

*The 4 stop at the gas station and Spongebob presses the horn. Two men look up to see The 4 in the patty wagon.*

Spongebob: "Fill er' up please."

Man 1: "What'll be fellas? Mustard? Or Ketchup?"

*The two burst out laughing and Lan joins in. 'Hub' hits Lan with his elbow and Lan stops laughing*

Lan: "ow-"

Patrick: "Are they laughing at us?"

Spongebob: "No, Patrick, they're laughing next to us."

Man 1: "Where are you 4 dumb kids headed, anyway?"

Patrick: "Kids??"

Spongebob: "Now, Patrick, for your information, we are not kids, we are MEN, and we're off to get King Neptune's crown in shell city."

Man 1 and Man 2: "Shell city?"

Man 2: "Ain't that the place thats guarded by a killer cyclops?"

'Hub': "Yes."

Man 1: "Lloyd, take off your hat in respect....RESPECT FOR THE DEAD!"

*Lloyd and Man 1 start bursting out laughing again*

Man 1: "You 4 dipsticks aint gonna last 10 seconds over the county line!"

Spongebob and Lan: "Oh yeah? We'll see about that."

*Spongebob starts driving but is ultimately stopped and the wagon was now stolen.*

Spongebob: "How manny seconds was that?"

'Hub': "About 12 seconds."

*Spongbob, Patrick, and Lan drop their bags.*

'Hub': "Wha-"

Spongebob, Patrick, and Lan: "IN YOUR FACE!"

*The 3 of them start laughing, leaving Lloyd, Man 1(who's name was Floyd), and 'Hub' dumbfounded.*

Spongebob: "That's what I'm talking about, yeah!"

Patrick and Lan: "Who's the kid now?" *They said as they honk their airhorns*

Floyd: "They're dead."

*The 3 continue laughing as they, along with Hub start walking away*

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