Enter: The Fangirl World

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Katniss: The Girl on Fire

Peeta: The Boy Who Bakes Bread

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YUUUUUUMMMMMMMMY

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If you're dead, it's your fault you insulted God's fandom.

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Friend: *Falls and breaks their nose*

Me: HAHA! OHMIGOD THAT WAS SO WORTH IT, YOUR EXPRESSION WAS HILARIOUS

Book: *Falls off counter*

Me-OH MY FLUFFY LEONE ARE YOU OKAY?! SOMEONE CALL 911, THE BOOK AS FALLEN! I REPEAT, THE BOOK AS FALLEN! *Hugs book to chest, muttering* It's alright, the ambulance is coming...

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Oh yeah, if you're dead even if you liked God's fandom, it's mostly because you insulted Law.

*Gets ran over by Law fangirls*

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Isaac: Tess? You know they aren't real, right?

Aidan: ISAAC, NO-

Me: *Leaves room*

Isaac: *Shrugs* See? It's fine.

Tylen: *In other room, dragging me away from the bazooka* Mom wouldn't like if you shot one of your friends.

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Mom: Oh, Tess, you're home! Didn't find any friends outside?

Me: Yep.

Mom: Where are they?

Me: *Holds up book* Say hi to Tobias. He's a knife-throwing eighteen-year-old. x3

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If you're not dead yet by insulting Law or God's fandom, don't ever steal Gingka's hamburger.

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Suzanne Collins: Ohhhhhh, so you like this character the most? *Kills off character*

Me: WHAT THE LEONE IS WRONG WITH YOU WOMAN

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Science Teacher: Tess? I was looking at your test-(Haha, pun..somewhat. I hate when people say my name is Test, not Tess. TAH-ESS.)

Me: MY NAME IS NOT TESS, TWOLEG! IT'S SWIFTSTORM!

Teacher: Erm...sure...but you said that spring in the Northern Hemisphere is new-leaf. It's spring right now.

Me-What is this spring you talk about?

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Four: I love you, Tris.

Tris: I love you too.

Four: I love you three.

Tris: I love you four.

Four: I'm aware...

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The time of your life when your boyfriend is chucking a knife at your ear.

You know it's Tobias Eaton.

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When you use WTFTD instead of Lol.

WTFTD: WHAT THE FRICK THEY DIED?!

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Four: When I walk in front of the inmates, this is what I see,

Tris before a target, starin' at me,

I got a knife in my hand,

and I ain't afraid to throw it, throw it-

I'm Four and I know it.

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I find it funny when Katniss is thrown into a life-threatening arena where you fight to death, 22 people out there to kill her, has the entire government against her, her family is starving and she watches her friends die in front of her.

YET SHE DOESN'T SWEAR ONCE

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I wonder if Eiichiro Oda was aware of how many fangirls would either commit mental suicide or have a depression fit when they killed off Ace.

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RUE AND KATNISS, SITTIN' IN A TREE,

K-I-L-L-I-N-G

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It's completely normal to make the characters chibis in the middle of the series and make a minor character god-zilla.

TEEN SEISHUN GO!