Demi Lovato is taking me mouse hunting in northern Canada for my birthday, it is currently 21:45 and very dark. It being late fall there is soft snow on the ground. However Demi Lovato is so hot she melts everything around her. She dug a hole and punched a spherical blob out of the green mouse. The blob flew and by some chance hit an abandoned propane tank and flew aproxamately 75 washing machines, then exploded. As the forest lit on fire we ran towards a yellow house that was built on stilts like it was at the beach. There were mice running all over it, Demi got distracted and started punching mice while I sat in the sandy driveway. As I was standing there, a Mountie riding a levitating, bison sized horse rode in singing O Canada, It tripped over a tank and fucking blew up. The heat cooked my flesh. But fortunately Demi was killing the mice. Surrounded by fire I decided to do a fortnite dance, however Dwayne the rock Johnson was extremely offended and he appeared beside me. The rock mumbled "მე ვარ სექსუალური ტრაკი, ვჭამ ჩემს შემწვარ ბრინჯს" Then the great sky father, Dyēus Pater tried to hit me with a poorly placed thunderbolt, it killed Demi Lovato, she sizzled and smelled like burning plastic and smoldering bronze. Out of her charred metallic skull crawled a sus jumping spider, which grew in size, I too called upon the power of Dyēus Pater and summoned myself a strong fennel tea, which smells like licorice. I poured the tea onto the spider, my plan didn't work, because I just wanted it to become my beloved senpai so we could have a steamy romance. However my senpai disintegrated into purple sludge that smelled like pichka ti materina. This was a large turn off for me because I'm not into sweaty narwhals. I dumped spider senpai on the spot. He whined like a dying goat that was high on catnip. Dwayne dabbed as he flew away.
The end.
